Advice from a Know it All

Colleen. 30 something. Music/Book/Anime Geek. Mother of 3 ankle biters. Wife of a large ankle biter. Generally known for being weird. You're welcome.

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Guys, i have the weirdest humor. I don't even know how to explain.

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Officially not a Twilight Mom/Twihard anymore. Selling my Twilight Perfume. Stigmas be gone! 

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Better picture the of watercolor look.

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Day 5 of tattoo. Wierd, scabby spot on left. Mostly healed.

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12 supplements marked for adhd we haven't tried. Yikes. She already takes 9 that changed her for the better.

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First tattoo Thursday! Semi colon with watercolor background!

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Half done on left, dark but finished on right.

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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[castiel--for--king]

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Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

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I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

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The Beatles on a beetle. .

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I hate it when we deviate off our schedule for more than a day. I mean we (I) seriously pay for it. Out the wazoo. 

Everyone is like oh just let them stay up it won’t hurt them.. sure why not add another hour to their sleep debt.... Nope. Nope. Nope. 

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I blame @omsquee

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Almost 30 days of meditation!

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I can’t wait to play all the boardgames over break @advicefromaknowitall there will be boardgames right?

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So many board games. All the time!

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40 through 50

Forty - Are you worried about the future? Yes, but I think it’ll be okay.Forty one - Are you happy with life right now? I am for a change and it’s nice.Forty two - Are you currently jealous? Only of people who are financially stable lol Forty three – Who’s your best guy friend? Justyn, why you gotta live in Ha Wee Wee with no tumblr???Forty four -Do you forgive or forget? I try, I suppose. Sometimes I just try to forget.Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school? Naps. Naps. Naps. Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show? I honestly love Sofia the First. Fight me.Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends? hahahha I have none. Well advicefromaknowitall she’s also my SIL but ya know she cool Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to? Uhh, doing laundry and having clean clothes and sheets.Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?  drdeviation, do you still like me?Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to? Why the fuck you lyin why you always lyin mmmoh my god quit fuckin lyin

arkhamblogger thankies for giving me something to do and following my weird blog. <3

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Just now seeing this 49 days later @omsquee . thanks :) Sofia the first is a fav of mine to.