“it seems like i’m everybody’s hero. keep stroking my ego though.”
“ don’t get used to it. it’s only going to be a thing for as long i think i owe you. “
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“it seems like i’m everybody’s hero. keep stroking my ego though.”
“ don’t get used to it. it’s only going to be a thing for as long i think i owe you. “
“deal, adam. i am an amazing cook.”
“ then i think this is the beginning of a wonderful rooming arrangement. “
hmm… the propoganda game, my beautiful broken brain, i know that voice, the hunting ground…
“ i hope you’re aware that i don’t have paper or a pencil. “
❛ — what an offer. sure, I’ll try, but I can’t say it’ll be great. ❜
“ i think we are both just going to end up broke. “
“you.. threw a coffee maker at your window and expected it not to break?” melanie asked, a playful smile curling upon her lips. “jeez, you’re a mess. this calls for grocery shopping!!”
adam ran his fingers through his hair and chuckled, “ yeah i wasn’t really thinking. “ his face lit up with a smile, “ well that sounds like an adventure. “
“do you want it to happen again?”
“ well, if you’re the surprise sibling — then no. “
“yeah for sure. very very hard, glad i never experienced it the hard way. what happened though?”
“ what didn’t happen? i almost flooded my new apartment after i failed at using a washing machine, i broke a window after throwing my coffee maker at it, and there’s no food in the kitchen. “
apologies, dear. it’s just not worth it !
“ i’m sure you saved me some humiliation anyways, so thanks. “
blackfish, miss representation, hot girls wanted, twinsters, welcome to leith… want me to go on ?
“ oh please do, i gotta write these down. “
“ummmmm, do i get my own room?”
“ yes, but only if you teach me how to make edible food. “
❛ — I would try, but I have as much aim as a 5 year old boy. ❜
“ mine isn’t any better — but if you try for me, i’ll try for you. “
❝ you really are twelve years old. ❞
“ a twelve year old who you use as your personal calculator. “
“ooh, i love it when people need me. listen, how about we call a truce for the night? i’ll help you…learn how to adult- we can go to target and grab you a new coffee maker and look into buying detergent and stuff and…you can owe it to me later.”
“ wow, you are my hero. “
“you sound like my little brother.”
“ well i was surprised with a sibling once, could happen again. “
“you know, normal people take a nap.. you okay though?”
“i’m not very good at sleeping. today is the day i realized that being an adult is hard. “
“i mean, sure? depends on how shitty your apartment is, a.”
“ it’s actually pretty nice, except for the broken window. which to be fair, i broke. “
“I don’t know about you all, but I’m just here for the cheap beer and food. That’s it.”
“ i’m here for all the stuffed prizes. “