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Old person: by the way a VHS is
Me: I was born in 1997, not yesterday

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when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:
Old person: by the way a VHS is
Me: I was born in 1997, not yesterday
SOMEONE P L E A S E DRAW DARK IN HIS SUIT WITH DAMIEN’S HAIR AND BEARD OR I’M GONNA EXPLODE
@bingiplierdaily is this the hobo dark you where talking about in this post
hell yeah it is. also hope you like it @juju-on-that-yeet
Jack, pointing at me: look! there’s one! it’s so cute!
Me:
This is the cutest picture in the world!!
“I’m definitely gonna post today!”
-Me, three months ago
Wilford: *walks for literal miles with his finger outstretched so he can boop Dark on the nose*
guess what i’m thinking about
its kiwi turtles
me too
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Septic Flowers series is finished, so here are all of them in one post! :D
The flowers are:
JJ: sunflower
Schneep: tulip
Chase: daisy
Jackie: rose
Marvin: lily
Anti: forget me not
Robbie: crocus
YESSSS
1 year, 1 million memories.
Welp here we go.
The JDC exists for a year and i couldn’t have made a better choice then join it the day after it was made.
In the time i spend there i met amazing people and made amazing friends. I’m grateful to have met so many of you and be your mute boy.
The first thing i want to say is thank you to @rogue-of-broken-time because of you i’m in an awesome place in my life. Thank you for making this server
@isa-ghost or should i say the amazing Jackieboy man, you look like a popular theorist blig but i found out you’re kind and a total weeb and i love it.
@thelighthousewatcher those 7 months were better because of you and you’re a good friend
@hey-wow-thats-me my lovely brother and in another univers husbando. Thank you for making Jay’s world a real server for all of us and make this family we have.
@angelwings-234 SAH DUDE, the tiny bro that i wanna hug irl so badly. I’m proud of you for all you went through and still got out better. Stay awesome
@droid-dreamer my big sis who writes the best stories about the brothers. I’m so happy to see you in my DM’s.
@lostinegomayhem for being the server mommy and yelling at everyone to hydrate and vore with love. You’re an amazing you little gay oceanlady.
I made so many memories with so many of you i can’t possibly name all. You all made my days happier
I will never forget “kinky”, “no u”, the fire, ego ESU, halloween, all the hugs, the vores and oceanmans.
For now all i can say is HAPP BORTH TO THE JDC!
And i would say let’s bring us another wonderful year full of memes, fires and friendships.
💛 from JJ and Dani
@corrupted-truths @septilover3 @astralie @bi-buddy-blu @cynthecynical @frostednebula @hypercat360 @justanotheraccount5 @jdc-discord @s0ggy-onions @viostormcaller @xakumi
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.
Whoa what the fuck.
Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:
stay safe
JACK DODGING ORANGE VANILLA COCA COLA
I think orange cola is good
It's the only cola I'll drink, original cola is disgusting
Spotify: [on shuffle]
Me: then fucking act like it
im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists
men’s perception of women lounging:
women actually lounging
If you genuinely think that PewDiePie is to blame for the Christchurch shooting, you’re giving the terrorist exactly what he wants. Here, let me explain…
“Subscribe the PewDiePie” has been a huge thing lately. A lot of YouTubers, other creators, and fans alike have done some pretty crazy things to promote PewDiePie in hopes of him being the first channel to reach 100 subscribers, like buying billboards and advertising on the Superbowl (kind of… shout out to Mr Beast, by the way, for being so badass).
This “battle” against T-Series has never been about India as a whole, which recent articles and videos would have you believe. It’s a fight for YouTube itself between self made content creators like PewDiePie and large, faceless corporations like T-Series.
Have people taken the “Subscribe to PewDiePie” thing to far? Yes. See articles about the recent vandalzation of a war memorial, which Felix openly disagreed with and discouraged.
But Felix has never and WOULD never encourage a fan of his to take the meme this far. No true fan of Felix would want to take the meme this far because it would be smearing and slandering his name.
However, this terrorist saw that PewDiePie was the perfect scapegoat and the perfect way to get the attention he so desperately desired (he livestreamed the entire thing on facebook ffs).
American media (and probably other places too. I don’t know though because I’m American) is giving the shooter exactly what he wanted. He’s getting attention in the way that he wanted. He wanted to tie himself to this popular meme. By blaming Felix, you’re giving him exactly what he wants.
No one is to blame here but the terrorist himself. Not Felix. Not his fans. No one but the shooter and his terrible, racist, islamophobia.
My heart breaks for the victims and their families a million times over, and they’re all in my prayers and in my heart tonight. That’s what we should be focusing on here… not trying to deflect the blame onto someone who’s name got sickeningly tied to this tragic event that he had absolutely no connections with.
Felix is such a good dude with a good heart. He doesn’t deserve this, and the victims sure as HELL did not deserve this.
This post does not have NEARLY ENOUGH NOTES!
Guess I have to state this outright. Here are some recent examples of things people tend to do, that I wish people would… not… do…
Obviously not trying to “call someone out” specifically, since I censored or removed every username, but as a general statement. If all you want to talk to me about is who I work for, or ask me about my pay, if and when I intend on quitting, or any other personal information - Don’t expect a response. All you’ll accomplish is put me in a bad mood and make me dislike you. I won’t be relaying messages, I’m not a delivery boy, don’t order me around, and I won’t be telling random strangers on the internet about internal affairs that has to do with my job. I’m glad that you really love a friend of mine, good for you, but I don’t need to get your love letters for someone else. These are just a sample of recent DMs and Ask’s sent directly to me, through Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram.
Some people were wondering why I took a “social media break” - this is one of the main reasons.
edit: I also understand that these messages are well intended, even though they are misguided, and I know that I’m not in any sort of unique position. So keep in mind what other people, who are closer to someone with a large following, might have to deal with.
Bim: Dark! do you have a moment to–
Dark, angry: damn it, Bim, i’m busy.
Bim: but, you have a call from Wilford–
Dark, already picking up the phone, blushing: Wilford, hi! how are you today? oh no, i have all the time in the world for you.
Bim: are you fucking kidding me?