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Martian | She/Her | Pansexual | 23 | Insomniac (Follow my art blog @dark-martian)!!

[p3ndragn]

If she was in charge of the backrooms research team then there would be no fucking about. She would already have the answers, none of this ‘I don’t know’ business. Ryland Grace would be hazmat suited up and sent in there ASAP.

[green-grinning-glitter-ghosts]

Was really interested going into this movie because as someone who isn’t very up to speed on any backrooms lore besides the og post I like the backrooms best when there are no monsters, but the environment itself makes you feel unsafe. You’re paranoid and panicking but then you get out and realize that there was nothing to be afraid of, nothing was even there to chase you in the first place it was just your mind tricking itself.

So I think it’s so interesting that this movie did both- there is a monster but it’s You. It’s a monster you made up it’s a physical manifestation of your fear. It hurts people because you hurt people. You’re unsafe because you created the environment and that means your fear is out to get you.

[grumfy]

Theseus and The Minotaur

[noodles-and-tea]

Do you see him?

[123gocat]

HOLY crossover

[0kame-san]

The amazing dream circus🎪👁️👁️

I can't wait to see the new episode, but I'm also scared…….

[slyzia]

He knows what he’s doing

[guinueosk5]

March 2025

Not embarrassed anymore

[confetti-smoker]

Mythical caper pull

[mystifiedstars]

what'd you just say

[hadsbae]

Age swapped Tintin and Haddock

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

"who the fuck is old man yaoi, lad"

[randomlilblog]

In celebration of the tintin movie confirmation, here's some doodles I made of tintin and snowy!! :)

[lexintothenex]

IT'S ACTUALLY REAL HOLY FUCK. YOU GUYS WE'RE GETTING TINTIN 2 I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA IT'S REALLLLLLLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[glumdelay]

I had a dream Tintin met Aziraphale on a train

[123aoyama123]

looks like they found each other in this universe as well.

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[depsidase]