So uh, bryce x branch

Sparkle on, its wednesday

[asksodabranch]

Greetings and Salutations!

Welcome to this new nightmare of a blog, based around the crackship Sodabranch (Bryce HFJONE x Branch Trolls), also featuring a vast array of other in-jokes and universes. You're in for a ride.

Here are the totally comprehensive (/j /lh) lore posts! (we'll add on more soon ^^)

X . X . X . X

No, we will not give any further explaination, yes we do add on new universes as we please

Asks are now open!

Here are the introductions from the individual mods:

"I'm too old for this,

h I'm mod 🇬🇧 .

I play, uhm, Bryce. Mephone4. and Charmy Bee

he/him Bryce

he/they/it for Charmy Bee

he/it for MePhone.

She/they/mew for Rio Morales (Miles Morales' mum)

kill me please.

Tumblr user @payjayy

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"Hi Vsauce, Rainer here."

hello everyone, i am 💻 mod and i play pen-ma, enot/inv, and subway seat. i go by he/hy/it and my main is @trans-ankle-biter so go there if you want petscop content.

pen-ma: any pronouns + neos

enot/inv: hy/it

subway seat: he/she"

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"“Bryce- its me, hfjone”

“Uh, gay sex is,,,my favorite hobby”

“Mansplain, manipulate, malewife!”

yo whats up, im sparkle on mod, or ✨🎇 mod, my main is @clwntwn

im liam & airy & live laugh lovey in this hell hole of a blog,

my pronoun page

liams pronouns: he/it/xe

airys pronouns: he/she/they

live laugh lovey: he/she"

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"Hey guys it's me branch from the hit movie series Trolls

Im ALSO Leafy bfdi!!!!! Hi!!!! So excited to meet new friends!!!

Wassup losers!! I'm Leafy or 🍃 mod, and my main is @saturnspeaks154 ! Nice to meet you all :D this is my first time modding for a group blog so I'm a little nervous but LOL!!!!!"

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""hfjone, say something!!"

hi ×3 I'm mod evil 🐀 or scenty!! My Main blog is @justsomebadartistguy I will be answering asks 4 scenty

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she/them/it for scenty and they/them 4 ooc :3"

"yeah."

"hey! i'm mod mousetrap, and i'll be answering asks for poppy and charlotte! she/they/ze ooc, she/it and she/they ic for poppy and charlotte respectively :thumbsup:"

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"better call salt!!"

helllooo there i'm 🤫🧏 mod aka sunny ,follow @fiftyshadesofredandteal for free stapoldy (i'm very new to group modding, this is my first time doing it)

he/they for cheesy (the inventor of grindr) and she/it ooc

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feeling quirky! im sending sodabranch to the pit full of morally ambigious snakes

Slurping them like noodles

[drawingtablet]

I request more olipad I like to look at it

💭🐠

dreamyfish dont act like we dont have beef...

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meow

meow?! that sounds like MEW!! -mod 🤫🧏

[asksodabranch]

everyone who runs this blog is homophobic. we're only posting gay ships to pander to the youngins

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie. we are all gay here in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :thumbsup:

-🪤

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie, im sctually the gay

-✨🎇

[asksodabranch]

maybe the real gay was the friends we made along the way -🪤

[asksodabranch]

Maybe the real gay is you -🍃

[asksodabranch]

can confirm, as I am queer -🪤

[asksodabranch]

i agree, for i too am queer - 💻

[asksodabranch]

I am in deed queer as well.-👿🐀

[asksodabranch]

get out of my blog you nasty homos 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 -🍃

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my wife left me today :( - 🇬🇧

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Skill issue tbh -mod 😈🐀

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this is so sad, like and reblog if you cry everytime -💻

[asksodabranch]

guys i'm a sigma and sigmas cant be gay!! -mod 🤫🧏

[asksodabranch]

everyone who runs this blog is homophobic. we're only posting gay ships to pander to the youngins

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie. we are all gay here in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :thumbsup:

-🪤

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie, im sctually the gay

-✨🎇

[asksodabranch]

maybe the real gay was the friends we made along the way -🪤

[asksodabranch]

Maybe the real gay is you -🍃

[asksodabranch]

can confirm, as I am queer -🪤

[asksodabranch]

i agree, for i too am queer - 💻

[asksodabranch]

I am in deed queer as well.-👿🐀

[asksodabranch]

get out of my blog you nasty homos 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 -🍃

[asksodabranch]

my wife left me today :( - 🇬🇧

[asksodabranch]

Skill issue tbh -mod 😈🐀

[asksodabranch]

this is so sad, like and reblog if you cry everytime -💻

[asksodabranch]

me when sodabranch askblog on my dash

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😋😋😋😋👍👍👍👍

Greetings and salutations! I'm your host, MePhone4, and THIS is [sodabranch askblog]

[asksodabranch]

everyone who runs this blog is homophobic. we're only posting gay ships to pander to the youngins

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie. we are all gay here in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :thumbsup:

-🪤

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie, im sctually the gay

-✨🎇

[asksodabranch]

maybe the real gay was the friends we made along the way -🪤

[asksodabranch]

Maybe the real gay is you -🍃

[asksodabranch]

can confirm, as I am queer -🪤

[asksodabranch]

i agree, for i too am queer - 💻

[asksodabranch]

I am in deed queer as well.-👿🐀

[asksodabranch]

get out of my blog you nasty homos 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 -🍃

[asksodabranch]

my wife left me today :( - 🇬🇧

[asksodabranch]

Skill issue tbh -mod 😈🐀

[asksodabranch]

Ewwwwww gay people yucky yuck yuck!!!!!!

I kknow right

[asksodabranch]

everyone who runs this blog is homophobic. we're only posting gay ships to pander to the youngins

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie. we are all gay here in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :thumbsup:

-🪤

[asksodabranch]

this is a lie, im sctually the gay

-✨🎇

[asksodabranch]

maybe the real gay was the friends we made along the way -🪤

[asksodabranch]

Maybe the real gay is you -🍃

[asksodabranch]

can confirm, as I am queer -🪤

[asksodabranch]

i agree, for i too am queer - 💻

[asksodabranch]

I am in deed queer as well.-👿🐀

[asksodabranch]

get out of my blog you nasty homos 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 -🍃

[asksodabranch]

my wife left me today :( - 🇬🇧

[asksodabranch]

Melhone 4 😍😍😍

Greetings and salutations! I'm your host, MePhone4, and THIS is [sodabranch askblog]

[asksodabranch]

AMELIA how's it feel being short and a third wheel

terrible. They make me wanna be more homophobic everyday

[asksodabranch]

Greetings and salutations, I'm your host, MePhone4! And this, is INANIMATE INSANITY!¡!¡1!1!1

[asksodabranch]

AMELIA how's it feel being short and a third wheel

terrible. They make me wanna be more homophobic everyday

[asksodabranch]

hey guys

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meow

„what.. what the FUCK.”

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Suck my dick!!!

gladly :O

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Who answered this

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sparkle on