AmazingRiver

[superwhatlocked]

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lukaskelly757)

[gifsboom]

Puppies Swarm Big Brother. [video]

[mielparaoshun]

a short story

[thedashinghoodlum]

“why’d you throw it?”

[gravityfalse]

when you and your friend see someone you hate

[tillerboomin]

The movie ain’t even out yet and I’m already in tears

[kokonutoil-deactivated20160814]

omggg

[drayofsun]

I’m dying 😭😭😫😫😍😍😍

[fvckintiredofit]

Purity

[rodidor]

this is really pure. the water waved. styled her hair. delivered her safely onto shore.

[sarahseeandersen]

[lemonstops]

[animalrates]

animal rates?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

[ohboyitshya]

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[oldschoolphannie]

George R.R. Martin is me

[awhisperofworlds-deactivated202]

i’m fucking crying

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via huskybuskyparty)

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[hudson--bay]

When you’re studying for the GRE, every little bit helps.

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done