[diphowell]

thanks for the clarification that it wasn't either of the two penises you're sanctioned to see, i guess!

[fryday]

the sun is shining and wildflowers are blooming because apparently we now live in a world where dan can tell us an anecdote about seeing unsolicited penis in the morning and explain that this was horrifying because it was neither his NOR PHIL'S penis. 2010s dan if you could see you now........

[cuntholicism]

[diphowell]

tweet via 2009, love eyes lester via 2024

[scifiphan]

why does nobody ever talk about these heart eyes? (x)

[sunchildsatoru]

something something hard and fast in 2009

[diphowell]

Dan looking at Phil while laughing may have fixed me.

[pseudophan]

he's so me

[xueyangapologist]

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

[bluebirdlester]

the lindsay graham misprint is objectively awful, the company that printed those is probably right this moment getting so many scary emails from phil lester. but to me specifically? kind of camp. kind of hilarious. i hope mine has it

[dykephan]

could dan and phil survive an average day at your job?

yes

no

yes, but they would talk about it for the next 15 years

unemployed/full time phannie button

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

they're a bonded pair, if one of them could survive the job but the other couldn't, the answer is no

[diphowell]

there is an ocean of time between these moments and there's such different energy in them, and yet! they are holding hands

[laddersmp3]

much to think about

[laddersmp3]

@shamelessfanturkeycreator incredibly real. you understand

[danrifics]

this week in.... Omg they touched..

[lesbianhowlter]

he got to finish the joke (╥ᴗ╥)

[bluebirdlester]

THE APRIL FOOLS PHABY WAS DUE THREE DAYS AGO BTW. ACCORDING TO THE DATES AND TIMING THEY PROVIDED. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHABY WELCOME TO THE WORLD

[em0dnp]

It’s him; the phaby

[unphortunate]

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