goofs and gaffs

Aeden M. Cassidy Twenty-four year old proud Irishman, turtle lover and video game nerd This is a roleplay blog. I am in no way pretending to be Jacksepticeye, nor I am related to him/any of his work.

[aedroid]

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[aedroid]

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[hiheyitshope]

I’m already the coolest though. *jokes*

[aedroid]

...

Well played... But imagine how even more cool that’d make you!!

[hiheyitshope]

No but I’ve heard good things. 

[aedroid]

If you start playing, just remember this... Join Team Mystic and you’ll be the coolest motherfucker in the land.

[evacole]

Oo I haven’t seen any Mankey’s yet. I just want a jigglypuff. I swear everyone has a jigglypuff but me at this point - but hey, I’ve hatched two pikachus from my 2k eggs, which I’m pretty pleased with.

[aedroid]

Open your app and I guarantee you it’s in nearby, look! [flips his phone so she can see the little Mankey silhouette] A Jigglypuff? I haven’t gotten one of those either, oh god. Nor did I get a fookin’ Pikachu, ahhh, show me them please!

[allykat444]

10/10 pokemon tips thx jack

[fckharpy]

[chuckles] How many you got so far? Also you here about those people finding dead bodies? And getting robbed? Shit’s whack.

[aedroid]

[opens up the Pokémon tab to see how much he got] I got a good... 44. Still not enough, but eh. [laughs softly] Oh yeah, that’s fooked up. But I mean, with anything good that happens, people always try to make it bad, y’know? I don’t see many headlines about how much exercise it’s getting people, how much people are actually going outside and creating friendships. That’s the best part! A bunch o’ nerds! 

[hiheyitshope]

Have you been playing this game for a few days straight?

[aedroid]

Hell, I’ve been playing it ever since it came out. I’m at a pretty low level though, just level 11. Do you play?

[hiheyitshope]

Well at least you’re unharmed an you have you Bulbasaur…

[aedroid]

Riiight?! [is finally excited someone agrees] A Bulbasaur! I can catch better but back then, that was the shit! And by back then, I mean like a few days ago.

[nate-goodman]

Dude, you’re in the middle of the street!

[aedroid]

[turns to look at Nate when he hears him, raising both his eyebrows in surprise] Listen to me,

You can’t let something like roads and cars get in your way. And let me ask you this, if you saw a Haunter in the middle of the street, would you let it flee?

[fckharpy]

Oh god, you’re playing Pokemon Go. 

[aedroid]

Hell yeah, man! [giggles happily]

[elichristopher]

Dude, if you’re chasing the Rhyhorn, you literally just missed it.

[aedroid]

...are you kidding? [looks at his nearby tab and yep, Rhyhorn is gone] Goooooooood! [dramatically falls to his knees] Literally in my Pokédex, seen a hundred fookin’ thousand and caught zero.

[alittlemcre-blog]

“I mean, the cats don’t really need’a go outside, but I walk dogs for a day job.” Amaryllis laughed. “It lets me occupy myself, y’know?”

[aedroid]

“That’d be fucking amazing, though. Some cats do like walks, surprisingly. I’ve even seen cats willingly jump into water, you never know. Man, I love cats, but we’re only allowed one pet at our apartment. If not, I’d have a cat and a fookin’ turtle. Turtles are the best!“ Aeden enthused, followed by genuine laughter. 

[evacole]

What are you trying to catch?

[aedroid]

I saw a fookin’ Mankey nearby! Mankey’s the best, I need him. But it’s so hard now to catch these little motherfuckers since they took off tracking from the game. Now it’s all about luck, really.

[hiheyitshope]

Not get hit by a car. 

[aedroid]

Well, I’m unharmed, aren’t I? Pokémon Go isn’t all that dangerous if you have common sense, which I do..... Except there was a fookin’ Bulbasaur in the middle of the road the other day and it was very irresponsible of me but it was 125 CP and I’m glad I caught it.

[alittlemcre-blog]

Amaryllis grinned, tilting his head. “Pokemon Go just wants to drive everyone insane. I love the damn game. Plus, it’s fun to play when I’m walkin’ the dogs.”

[aedroid]

“Exactly! I think I might take Chica out for a while twice as much as I did before: she fookin’ loves it. That’s without mentioning the exercise you get from running and hunting the Pokémawns!” he laughed softly.  

[fckharpy]

…The fuck are you even doing?

[aedroid]

I saw a Snorlax right flippin’ there!!