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nefertiris

#a legit movie about mummies or a screaming contest between humans and mummies? #the world will never know

#( :) )#img.#re. jonathan #chara study.#( tag urself im bottom right. )

fcoppola

If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.

The Mummy (1999) + The Mummy Returns (2001)

#( :-) )#re. evelyn #re. alex #re. jonathan

yocalio

“It’s just an oasis, darling. A beautiful,… exciting,… romantic,…. oasis.”

#( He Is The Weakest For Her Always and Forever. )#( they are So Disgustingly In Love ! )#( evie: *breathes*. rick: *knees buckle as he swoons* )#dyn. rick / evelyn #re. evelyn #sh. rick / evelyn

i’ve had this blog for 15 hours & not one person has mentioned making an evy, y’all are fakes

#( i even have a matching url ... vaguely :/ fakes. )#( evy? evey? evie ? Who Knows. )

❛ that’s not quite how i would have done it. ❜

@normondie !

#( teddy & rick are long lost relatives they both radiate big reckless dumbass energy. )#normondie

❛ this is not ----- this is exactly what it looks like. ❜

@duresce !

#duresce #( u know im lazee ...... u pick. )

❛ i’ve been called worse. ❜

@warprone !

#warprone

❛ you could do that, or even better, you could just pretend it never happened & both move on happily with our lives. ❜

@leadershe !

#leadershe

❛ that . . . is not mine. ❜

@synthechick !

#synthechick

— ☥ ৲ like for a one-liner !

#( seeing as y'all won't plot w me :knife: )#( name a more iconic lock of hair i dare u. )

glamrpmemes

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died. ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored! ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

#meme.