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halloween AUs
Deep conversations and wow i wonder what you look like under that scary mask AU
Everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match whatâs your name AU
Babe i know itâs halloween but we have to take my little brother/sister trick or treating before we can go out AU
Working together in a haunted house AU
Youâre dressed as a sexy cop and oh god please arrest me AU
FUCK! YOU SCARED ME iâm so gonna get you back for that AU
Carving pumpkins AU
Working at a halloween store together wow try on his costume for me?? AU
Dare you to walk through this haunted cemetery with me AU
Ouija board thinks we should fuck AU
Arenât you a little old to be trick or treating?? AU
This haunted house is terrifying please hold me AU
hALowlween auS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO DEEPER
accidentally woke the dead AU
accidentally woke the dead and trying not to let anyone find out AU
accidentally woke the dead at my momâs super high-brow Halloween party AU
secretly a werewolf AU
my parents are old blood vampires and yours are vampire hunters AU
showed up at the same house to do a prank AU
trapped together in a haunted house (gee that sure is an unnatural chill, better snuggle for warmth) AU
competing to get a trick-or-treating child the most candy AU
subject of an annual Halloween curse, no big deal AU
spirit trapped outside body, help me fix this AU
Some Halloween ones!
{Minecraft  Server} Yogsummer:RELOADED Has Launched!
We are proud to announce that Yogsummer:RELOADED is officially open for players to join! The server will be running for the entirety of summer. This server is open to anyone and everyone. Yogsummer, as the name suggests, is a yogscast dedicated server - but that doesnât mean you have to dedicate everything that you do to yog related things. This is simply a server for fans to hang out, play minecraft, chat and roleplay in. Basic server rules apply and they will be specified on the rules board when you spawn in. Keep in mind common courtesy, stay civil and try to keep drama on the downlow. Understand that many of the players that will be on the server are composed of roleplayers. We do not have separate chat plugins. Be prepared for seeing roleplay in the main chat when you join whether you are a roleplayer yourself or not.Â
IP: 192.210.143.43:25665Â
Game version: 1.8.7
"I used to hate perfect people who are always right, until I found out self-loathing was bad."
"When you're as rich and bad-ass as me, mere coolness is a redundancy."
"Have you no heart?"
"How do you even sleep at night?"
"I would gladly welcome the extinction of the Human race if it meant I wouldn't have to sleep with you."
"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"That's all kinds of nasty and seven flavors of wrong."
"Could you be more stupid?"
"This is a mass text, where am I and has anyone seen my pants?"
"Hey! I wasn't done talking to you."
"Optimism means you just lack information."
"If all we have between is lust, well then that's good enough for me!"
"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."
So far ideas for Steven Universe merch should be...
1. Lion plush 2. Cookie Cat plush 3. T-shirts with Pearl, Garnet, and Roseâs upper torso designs (hopefully rose could come in various skin tones but that is asking too much) 4. Guitar Dad T-shirt 5. Mr. Universe T-shirt 6. Coloring book with stickers inside of everyoneâs gem so people can stick them on themselves 7. Garnetâs gauntlets with sound effects (like those incredible hulk gloves) 8. Stevenâs shield and sword 9. A wii/wii U video game (imagine using the remote as a whip or staff or both the remote and nunchuck as a shield and sword or Garnetâs gauntlets)
Feel free to add more ideas
10. centipeetle plush!
11. cool posters
12. posable action figures/collectible figurines, maybe even figures of the     corrupted gem monsters, or the cluster with bendable parts
13. Garnetâs gauntlets as winter gloves so you can keep your hands warm and save the day at the same time!
honestly yes and I rly donât see this spread around enough outside of quirky movies that show a shot of a planned parenthood reception desk condom basket: do NOT have insertion sex with flavored condoms!!!
I need all the people who see this to spread it around and tell ur friends and family like seriously. I didnât even learn this til I was out of high school bc public school sex-ed is garbage.
flavored condoms are ONLY for oral sex. the reason itâs flavored is for ur mouth to enjoy. never put a flavored condom in ur vagina or ur anus, you will be at extreme risk of infection. the only hole that flavored condoms should be anywhere near is ur mouth.
I really wish this gave a REASON, but for all of you that donât know, itâs bcus they probably contain SUGAR. If you use any lubricant vaginally or anally that has sugar in it than youâre going to get an infection. Lots of people donât know this until people at an adult shop (me) tell them so. Be safe and learn about your body bbs.
Abandoned Velma by ~nebriniel
Please leave the credit and links to the artist.
Description:
âIâve seen numerous fanarts of Velma, depicting her as some ĂŒber curvy and sexy and geeky fantasy material⊠and for some reason, I wanted to draw the opposite - a tubby Velma, an out of shape Velma, a having-finished-with-the-mystery-squad-letting-herself-go Velma⊠I mean, that happens, right? People get done with what they think are their glory days and kind of just⊠exist instead of living. So here we have Velma thatâs been stood up on a date. I picture this being her first date with that particular guy, but not the first time sheâs been abandoned like that. Instead of distress, I wanted to show her as being used to this sort of thing by now - sheâs gotten into a habit of bringing a book along with her, even. I would say she never held out much hope for succeeding with the date tonight, but, nevertheless, tried to make herself look nice. Sheâs not grieving much, as her outlook on the whole situation is rather removed and philosophical after so many failures.
place me directly into hell
everyday we stray farther from godâs light
reblog if you're hot young and dysphoric
Star Trek Into Darkness : Sentence Starters
"You didn't give a thought to us."
"I'm not the only one who's upset with you. ________ is, too."
"No, no, no. Don't drag me into this. She is right."
"Not exactly a love song, ________"
"Wait, are you guys... are you guys fighting?"
"Why is there a man in that torpedo?"
"Until a year ago he didn't exist."
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
"I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which are you referring?"
"Don't agree with me, ________, it makes me very uncomfortable."
"IT WILL FIT!"
"If ________ were here, and I were there, what would he do?"
"Well, still, it's a hell of a quote."
"I am not sure that qualifies."
"He'd let you die."
"I wanted you to know why I couldn't let you die... why I went back for you..."
"Because you are my friend."
"If you test me, you will fail."
"Remind me never to piss you off."
"(S)He wanted to exploit my savagery!"
"________ would finally have the war he talked about, the war (s)he always wanted."
"What I am about to do, it doesn't make sense, it's not logical, it is a gut feeling!"
"That's not me, ________. It's you."
"Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!"
"You know, when I dreamed about being stuck on a deserted planet with a gorgeous woman, there was no torpedo."
"You are a murderer!"
"Is there anything you would not do for your family?"
"You mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring, while I assure you the truth is precisely the opposite."
"If I get back we really need to talk about your bedside manner."
"When it became relevant, as it just did."
"Shall I destroy you, ________? Or will you give me what I want?"
"I have fulfilled your terms. Now fulfill mine."
"Did you hear that? I called him "Perfect-Hair"."
"What I do on my private time is my business."
"You were in a coma for two weeks."
"Tell me, are you feeling homicidal, power-mad, despotic?"
"There will always be those who mean to do us harm."
"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you."
"That was an epic beating."
"I'm glad you could be part of the family."
"You don't rob a bank when your getaway car has a flat tire."
"You filed a report? Why didn't you tell me?"
"Are you crazy? Whoever you are."
"He will not hesitate to kill every single one of you."
"None of you are safe."
"There's greatness in you, but there's not an ounce of humility."
"Do you know what a pain you are?"
"You think the rules don't apply to you."
"Let's go get this son of a bitch!"
"Damn it, man! That was our ride! You just stunned our ride!"
"Why the hell did he surrender?"
"Because you care about honor."
"Sounds like we have a superman on board."
"I am sorry."
"I will consider that an apology. And I will consider that apology."
"I'm not exactly sure what you're looking for, but I have a feeling you'll know it when you see it."
"Darkness is coming."
How do you know youâre asexual if youâve never had sex? What are the different pronouns you can use for non-binary people? Tyler Ford answers these questions over at MTV News.
Channels on lesbians
Disney: lol no lesbians you're getting cancelled bye.
Nickelodeon: you can get a HUG and maybe some canon fanart
Cartoon network: LESBIANS HERE LESBIANS THERE LESBIANS ARE EVERYWHERE THEY'RE RAINING FROM THE SKYYYYY
âWhen I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swimâ. I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.
A demon, an angel, and a shit ton of flowers.
music: still Propane nightmares - pendulum
Thank you.
memory meme.
past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and Iâll write a drabble of one of my museâs memories.Â
â„ â a childhood memory ⣠â a fading memory â â a vivid memory â â a repressed memory â â an eye-opening memory †â a memory that involves romance/love †â a memory of death/loss â â a memory of their mother âœÂ â a memory of their father â -- a memory of their sibling(s) â â a memory of a relative â â a memory that may or may not have happened â â a memory of something paranormal ⏠â a friend/best friend memory
Cishetgender = A heterosexual person who is fine with being the gender they were born with (male, female,).
Cishetgender =/= A heterosexual person who hates every other sexuality and/or gender than their own (the gender they were born with e.g. male, female ect).
Get that through your heads and stop assuming theyâre the âbad guysâ because theyâre classified as the ânormal human beingâ. A very large majority of the world are cishetgender and howâs that a bad thing? All because theyâre different to you, you assume theyâre going to beat you up? So your only âdefenseâ is to bully and abuse them? That doesnât make them the bad guy. That makes YOU the bad guy.
Think about it. And if someone is cishetgender and they are bullying you because of your sexuality or gender difference, report them to someone who can help. Donât respond with violence. Youâll only make the situation worse.
Spread the word, so many people havenât gotten this through their heads, and some people I know who are cishetgender are becoming suicidal because non-cis people are bullying them just because they are cishetgender. Two have already ended their lives.
Please, reblog this to spread the word.
Thank you ~ Flo