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You'd Better Sink Your Teeth Before I Disappear 24|UK|They/Them

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[no-one-offical]

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[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[segamascott]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[sunshinem0ths]

playing with your cards face up

[twelverriver]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[draconym]

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

[stout-stoat]

i got this one a few days ago

[draconym]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

A personal fave I came across

[aydenburd]

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[yellow-cat]

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[yellow-cat]

come on man

[rowantula]

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato: