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You'd Better Sink Your Teeth Before I Disappear 24|UK|They/Them

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[draconym]

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

[stout-stoat]

i got this one a few days ago

[draconym]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

A personal fave I came across

[aydenburd]

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[yellow-cat]

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[yellow-cat]

come on man

[rowantula]

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Nightmares.

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Fuck one of the cis boys in my D&D group started playing a girl and he’s better voice trained than my tranny ass

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know what you must do

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

It’s been taken care of.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[prisonrot-deactivated20260602]

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[pterygoidwalk]

no one saw that. least of all the lieutenant.

[pterygoidwalk]

#cool art but Kim is obvsl short-sighted

nope, he's got hyperopia (farsightedness)

^ says this when you're counting footprints

[mellounir]

those jellyfish guys

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[actualized-animal]

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now