Aegon Toast

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her: he’s so thoughtful :) he even made adjustments to the pub he works in so it’s more accessible for people in wheelchairs!

me: wow the bar is so low

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Eee I just gave that circulating post its 1000th note I feel so happy uvu

That was my first, so you're a record-breaker

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what's your sexuality and relationship status

My girlfriend.

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Are you at uni in Glasgow? Just out of interest!

No, sorry!

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I like what you've been doing, keeping it real

Thanks!

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you are the best ever

<3

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What's your status on the idea that a lot of problems in the U.S have more to do with class than with gender?

They probably do. I don’t like it when feminists try to claim that misogyny is more important than racism, heterosexism, cissexism, ableism and so on.

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Sir (or Madam, as the case may be), I would just like to thank you for being one of the few level-headed, calm, concise, and well-spoken social justice advocates on this site. Thank you, and I hope more can follow your example.

:)

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You have some enlightened anons following you.

I'm lucky to have the followers that I do.

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YOU'RE FEMALE? omg. For some reason, DEFINITELY thought you were a guy since I've been following you :3 Doesn't matter obviously just interesting

I'm a guy! I've never said that I'm female, but for some reason everybody assumes that.

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I just randomly found one of your posts and agreed with it wholly, so therefore had a look at your blog and followed. You are a well informed and intelligent individual. Thank you fellow tumblr user. :)

Thank you too, fellow tumblr user :)

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"As lawmakers..." You're a lawmaker? Even if you aren't, I'd vote for you. :)

Haha no, I like to follow politics but I would never get involved in it. It's far too ruthless.

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This is the anon you are hoping is real, and yes, I can safely say that the previous ask is legitimate.

:D

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I'll take your silence as "yes, ignore and report me"

"My silence" being the ten or twenty seconds that I was out of the room. If I haven't even contacted you and you're now frantically messaging me with threats, what exactly are you reporting me for? Not responding quickly enough to my own harassment?

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I've had you on my ignore list for a while now, shall I put you back on and report you for harassment, or will you just gtfo?

I have literally done nothing to you? You are the one sending me asks?

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Hey, I found a way to get a lot of followers and make your blog super popular! For some reason it will not let me put links in this message but here go to fоllowhype(.)com

You're wrong. The real secret is to blackmail Tumblr user abhortion into giving you a promo. It's in my contract that I get 30 followers every time she mentions me by name.

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Maybe if you weren’t so fucking obsessed with your penises, people wouldn’t cut them.

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*throws up everywhere* you are a disgusting human being