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kpop horny blog | 25 | minors DNI | cringe culture can eat my ass

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hiiiii 💖

welcome welcome! this is a side account! what you’ll find here are random ideas, drabbles, short fics, all pertaining to my favourite K-pop artists!

DISCLAIMER

Kpop artists are real people! Please respect them! All of this is strictly fantasy and for horny fun! None of the things I say in this account are “speculation” or “what these artists are really like” type things. Again, purely fantasy through the lense of a hyperfixation.

groups i’ll write for!

bts, txt, stray kids, seventeen, ateez, zb1, the boyz, cravity, nct, boynextdoor, pretty much any boys planet boys lets be real, &team, kickflip, ahof

maybe others! ask and I’ll see what I can do!

i will not write minors and by minors i mean under 20 in the korean age system. im not writing smut about someone who does not consider themselves an adult.

request rules

YES - ships, x reader, x other groups, solo, praise kink, degradation, petplay, primal, impact play, bondage, spit, anal, boot worship, squirting, cum play, denial, edging, overstimulation, daddy/mommy kink, genderbend stuff

MAYBE - hypno, cnc, size kink, omorashi, objectification, bimboization, chastity, breeding (no pregnancy), lactation

NO - piss, scat, ageplay, diapers, blood/knives, disfigurement, pedo, incest, feet, kidnapping, underage

DO NOT INTERACT

Dni if you’re a minor! Really! I don’t care if you’re mature for your age! I don’t care if you’re turning 18 soon! I don’t care if you only ghost! IT IS ILLEGAL FOR ME TO SHOW YOU INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT!!! I will be the one that gets in trouble! Please just wait until it’s legal!

Also

Pedo/map, racists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, bi/panphobes, prolife, incest enjoyers

FUCK OFF

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man chan's physical therapy bruises would make it so easy to mark him up in super visible places like,, nono go ahead explain why that specific spot needed worked on spare no detail

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twt thinks obedient little 'yes sir' ass bottom boys arent freaky get me out of here

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switch4switch chenji but its chenle enjoying both giving and receiving and jisung being so terribly down bad and submissive that he'll do absolutely anything as long as it makes chenle call him a good toy

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drunk jo all pink and out of breath and leaning too much into whoever's next to him. not aware of where he's putting his hands, or how he's leaving hot puffs of air on their neck. whining quietly that his head is starting to hurt and sighing with pinched eyebrows when they place a cold hand to his forehead.

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can you do joyuma again?

in what context??? bc yes ofc but what do you want me to joyuma

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big weird pervert about the fact that jo gets nosebleeds often like let me see i wanna see!! i wanna see him get all flustered and apologetic and run off and come back with a big streak of dried blood on his cheek bc he was rushing back to not be rude so he didn't check in the mirror if he got it all and i can lick my thumb and clean him off and then he overthinks the fact that my spit is on his face and gets embarrassed again

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subby!jo has overtaken my entire bloodstream just so you all know

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i'm trying so hard to not be a weird pervert but he makes it so hard,,, like what am i even supposed to say about these,,, he's so cute

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not enough people out there making big buff boys who act like puppies,,, actually be bottoms in fics

just bc he's large and protective and has grumpy eyes does NOT mean that he doesn't want to be pampered and cooed at and get lots of pats from owner!! let him curl into a little ball at owner's feet! let him whine and whimper when he feels good! let him cry pretty little tears when he's just so overwhelmed and overstimulated!

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being in the perv section of the menstrual cycle is both a blessing and a curse bc every slightly scandalous action a kpop boy does hits that much harder but also i cannot get ANYTHING done bc im staring at pretty boys all day wanting them to sit on my face >:(

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fucking as "practice" would go so hard for joyuma fr tho

yuma finding out jo's a virgin and teasing him so hard about it, making fun of how red his ears get when he makes innuendos at him. goofing around and going "hey since you like practicing so much, you know where to find me if you wanna get it over with" with a big dramatic wink.

jo cornering yuma in his room later, nearly frantic going "were you being serious? im really nervous about my first time and i want it to be good for whoever im with. would you really do that for me?" and yuma can't resist him being so frazzled and cute and also the thought of jo inside of him makes him drool.

jo making so many noises the first time they fuck. its all warm and awkward but also the hottest thing thats ever happened to him he cant hold the noises back. yuma making fun of him for being more vocal now than in everyday life.

jo coming back to yuma again and again. "its just for practice." "i just wanna try something" "this is the last time, i just need one more try" all while doing more and more embarrassing things to yuma. bc it makes his blood electric. bc he can't figure out how to picture someone else beneath him. bc its yuma.

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.☘︎ ݁˖ hanki drabbles bc you have to write for yourself sometimes

tags: switch4switch, praise kink, hand kink, size kink

woongki made the first move but by first move i mean more and more inappropriate flirting until han couldn't take it

starting with little touches and joking about dating him

quickly escalating to whispering in his ear in the middle of a crowded room how nice his ass looked

until he walks into han's room one night and just plops himself in han's lap and waits

and han is dizzy with pure built up hormonal crazy juice

he's practically shaking to hold himself back

woongki puts his hands on his face and pulls his lip back by the corner, humming softly

han whimpers out a '...please' and woongki smiles and finally lets him kiss him

now i say switch4switch but what i mean is han is desperate for praise and woongki is desperate for being treated like a princess

han loves woongki's soft little hands especially went he's lightly holding him down by the throat

not choking him too much just caging him in so he feels a little powerless

good still, pliant boy

woongki meanwhile loves being mandhandled

han was nervous at first

'what if i hurt you' 'what if i do it wrong'

but the little dazed whimpers woongki makes every time han tugs him into a different position make his hair stand on end and vision white out so

that didn't last long

woongki making han wait for things

on his knees, facing the wall

walking around the room, taking his time getting lots of nice toys ready

showing them to han one by one

'ask nicely and maybe i'll use one of these on you hanni~ or would you rather use it on me?'

han's head spinning and heart hammering in his ears bc 'both please both at the same time'

when they sub4sub they both get so horribly desperate

frotting frantically, panting into eachother's mouths

woongki muttering out constant praises to han

'you feel so good, make me so hard, so pretty'

woongki not letting poor, sensitive han cum until they can cum at the same time

and then they curl into a puddle together

if humans could purr

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being in the kink community and a kink relationship while also being on kpop twt will take years off your life man. why are yall legit fighting over omegaverse roles rn you made that up and also sex is fluid and its not even that common in queer relationships that one person is a top 100% of the time and the other person (bc relationships always only have two people unless its for sex only) always bottoms and nobody plays with dynamics or has a tired day ever. what goes on

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taerae,,,,, taerae the wolves,,,,,, im also a wolf show me your butthole

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GRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

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wonderful to know that seungbin brat x brat tamer is real

"i know I can't win against him but when he gets that annoyed look on his face, its thrilling"

"keep it up and you'll really regret it"