Ghost town

I draw sometimes but it's mostly reblogs. Enjoy your stay!

[spirit-tracks]

The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

[spirit-tracks]

Ganon doesn't realize the Links have died and reincarnated he just thinks "huhh hylians live a lot longer than I remember"

[spirit-tracks]

The era without a hero is the one it's not unusual. For years scientists have wondered if you can get giant monsters to cry tears of joy by not going toe to toe with a twink in green and the answer is yes.

And then the era fades to black.

It's dead quiet.

...

BWA-BWA

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

[thatonerandomnamehere]

GODDAMMIT

[ineffectualdemon]

You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

[serialreblogger]

where's that one post

(x)

[fatmasc]

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

[fatmasc]

Hey! If you like this post and have used some of the things I’ve put in this folder, please consider donating to my top surgery fund!

[deactivation-fee]

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

[revolver-starman]

I’m familiar with or was around for like…. 95% of these. Man. It’s time to revisit some old friends

[moringmark]

[asynca]

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

[loosellps]

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

[copperbadge]

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

[dhdrawings]

You are quite literally missing the best one

[sashaforthewin]

This is definitely a front, right? We are all agreed this is a front?

[catchymemes]

[doctorwho247]

10 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited while investigating Adipose Industries in ‘Partners in Crime’! 

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

the widnows scene was an unrehearsed improv done at 3 am, apparently all the script said was ‘they recognize each other’, (via aphony-cree)

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[romanocheese]

why would you hide this in the tags

i desperately want to learn hebrew right this very minute

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2021 couture

[singsoftly]

I love this energy

[aturinfortheworse]

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

[medusamori]

haunted

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

[immabethehero]

Bad paint?

[weepingredwillow]

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

[nevercure]

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

[silentlycrazy]

Most curses are science we don’t understand

[thelastlonelywriter]

“most curses are science we don’t understand” woah ok there pal there’s no need to crash through half my reality and light it on fire like calm down

[anthropwashere]

Spare Cat wouldn’t let me sit outside with him tonight but he sure had a story to tell anyway, so please enjoy this low-quality video of a pair of Yowling Orbs.

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

[Hey all, I’d usually put my ko-fi here but instead I’m going to link @savemysister’s  GoFundMe instead, drop a donation if you can]

[squidificati0n]

[homebeccer]

Frankie says awoo