“I’d had her, and the river ripped her away.”

My name is Jersey |29|she/her.

[aelinsattitude]

URL CHANGE

bastardkazbrekker >>> Aelinsattitude

[sleepy-edits]

[immanime]

Dandadan 2 Season ED

[preciselywibble]

I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

[rrdiner]

bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

See also: death of the author is a form of literary theory and analysis not an excuse to give J.K. Rowling money

[camilavlazquez]

Got it from @giovannam1217 at Pinterest

. Honestly, pretty accurate.

[floridakilo]

option a: humanity is doomed and the arc of the moral universe bends towards total destruction

option b: its december

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[theunfairfolk]

does everybody else open tumblr first thing in the morning like its a fuckin daily report or is that just me

[theunfairfolk]

you understand me

[feral-ballad]

Joy Sullivan, from Instructions for Traveling West: Poems; “Instructions for Traveling West”

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[kidhoof]

[orgyofthedamned]

me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust

[heavensghost]

I can do anything. i might do it in tears but i can do it

[hasanpits]

i love when a mutual reblogs one of my posts and then all their loyal post likers like it. it's like borrowing somebody's groupies for the day.

[aelinsattitude]

Good hockey romance recs pretty pretty please? I’m down for whatever happening in the books as long as there is a HEA

[signalredd]

my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you