perks of writing:
its fun
i can do literally whatever I want
cons of writing
i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"

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perks of writing:
its fun
i can do literally whatever I want
cons of writing
i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"
I love Binface so much.
Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards
A flaming space goddess falls for some guy with autism and daddy issues.
Peak love story, fr.
we're always going on about how possessive lassiter is but what about shawn okay. walk with me.
shawn who named lassie like a dog and lassie who always comes when he's called. shawn with his grabby, wandering hands that lassiter lets roam all over his person. shawn and all his talk of "my" detective, "my" lassie. oh, carlton's about to get some closure and hug conforth? nope. not if shawn can help it.
and its not just lassiter, shawn is like this with everyone he deems important enough to keep in his life. gus has a new girlfriend? not on his watch. gus starts hanging out with lassie? shawn doesn't know how to handle that. gus is HIS best friend, and shawn absolutely has to be gus's best friend too. no one else is allowed to have that spot.
before he starts dating juliet, he's possessive of her too. he HATES that guy from the speed dating episode, declan, cameron luntz.... etc. he's quick to jealousy and even quicker to lash out or make an ass of himself because of it. he needs the monopoly on her time and attention.
if he could, he'd keep them all in a little jar and feed them leaves but since he can't do that, he'll settle for attaching himself to their sides like a fucking limpet and refusing to let go
It works great for the capitalists.
We’ve Been Measuring Attraction Wrong
"Asexual people are often assumed to “lack” attraction. But in reality, many report rich and varied forms of attraction that don’t map neatly onto sexual desire.
So instead of asking “how does attraction work?,” we asked:
What do people actually mean when they say they feel attracted to someone?" "Drawing on both qualitative and quantitative data, we identified and validates seven different forms of attraction:
intellectual
aesthetic
emotional
platonic
sensual
romantic
sexual
These aren’t just theoretical distinctions. Statistically, they show up as separate but related dimensions—meaning people really do experience attraction in multiple, distinguishable ways." "Our findings demonstrate that both asexual and non-asexual experience multifaceted forms of attraction.
Put differently, the seven forms of attraction our study identifies are not “ace-specific” categories—they’re general features of human attraction. But starting from an asexual lens helped us see those features more clearly."
"If you only measure sexual attraction, you miss a huge part of how people relate to each other. And that’s true whether you’re working with asexual people or not."
He has come back to stop the world from turning itself inside out, and you love him, you do, so you won’t let him. Tell him that you will never know any better. Pretend to understand why that isn’t good enough.
“Start Here” by Caitlyn Siehl
happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT
Please guys I'm begging you
Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon
what r ur kinks
I'm consumed by grief
dont forget that YOU 🫵 are the backbone of this fandom. oh but im not a- DONT CARE. write a bad fic, draw that silly art, make that tumblr post with your headcannon. oh but i have nothing to share- DONT CARE. kudos that fic, write a nice comment, gush in the tags of a reblog.
YOU 🫵 ARE CREATING A FANDOM SPACE BY EXISTING AROUND AND ENCOURAGING CONTENT CREATION
what YOU 🫵 say has impact. make it a good one.
who cares?? me. so much
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself
Emily Wilson you’re goated
There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
The "Tell me about an uncomplicated man" is a merciless roast 😆