rachael

[taylorswift]

All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

store.taylorswift.com

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pure-hearts-stumble]

when you see someone cute in a bakery

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asthecrowtherflies]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Video: Butterfly takes over Koala Joey’s Photoshoot

[tastefullyoffensive]

[crazydiamonds]

[just-a-trans-nerd]

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

[beachdeath]

we haven’t even covered: 

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

[thecommonchick]

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

[nyokoko]

This curve is next level I’m screaming.

[thedailyshow]

Lewis Black has a message for millennials planning to sit out the presidential election.

[fedswatching]

well shit when you put it like that

[hgtv-addict]

Pulling out the most appropriate gif for the color-coordinated brothers.

[thedowagercuntess]

me: *watching Property Brothers*

Jonathan Scott: *swings sledge hammer*

me: hoe don’t do it

Jonathan Scott: Asbestos

me: oh my god

[thestanconfessions]

[commodorecliche]

every couple on real estate shows:

“I’m a part time kindergarten teacher and my husband hangs potatoes in garages for a living. We’re looking for a penthouse loft downtown and we have a budget of 5 million dollars”

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two