don't be such a boob punch

| 24/M/Boston | 🇺🇸•🇮🇪•🇪🇺 Hi I'm Zach. I'm tall and glow in the sun. Millennial garbage. I like men, burritos, Spongebob, and being trash. Daddies apply within.

[howdy]

[make--it--gayer]

And that’s that on that! 

[dennys]

help this kid out

[dennys]

this kid never got a pancake reblog if you cry every time

[arandomthot]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

The Hard Times absolutely crushing it like always lmao

[musicforadarkenedtheatre-deacti]

consider my boingos officially oingoed

[choudo-ii]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Think of the future

[noahnomore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gostais]

[blackmodel]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[gay-irl]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somecutething]

[zorohiyori]

white people: “i’m 25% italian, 15% irish, 9% german, 2.4% fren-“

me: