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➶ Alice Chinese-Australian plant ho // crazy cat lady // art & design

[tokkeki]

☆nyakashima☆

[nialllhoran]

australia gets christmas before america

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but american gets freedom before everyone

[swansbeginnings]

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

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but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

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but freedom

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kangaroos

[kiivipylly]

REINDEERS

[seborgasm-blog]

eight fucking days of presents

[skipaholic]

gets paid for going to school.

[ask-cosplay-lovina]

pasta

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Did we just witness a World Meeting?

[animals-lovers]

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Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

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update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

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LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

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okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

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Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

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Update: 4 lemons

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Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

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update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

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update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

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update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

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hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and 

we’re still each other’s biggest fans

[broadwayandtvshowsallthetime]

Omg this is the cutest story 😍

[golgibodi]

THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!

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my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard. 

that’s what happened 

[exeggcute]

why is this whole website obsessed with pitting lesbians and bi women against each other. we’re friends, lovers, dare I even say… comrades

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dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables 

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[magicwithcolors]

[willow]

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

[quickweaves]

Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice

[gorgonsach]

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me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

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[toastoat]

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

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when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

[nick-avallone]

my fav moment was when my friend told me that there were going to be a whole 3 other gay guys at a party as if that was the holy grail of choices