Aerodynamic909

Just whatever, y'know? In case anyone needs to know I am 28 years old, female, pan 🏳️‍🌈 I love slashers, video games, and art. Avid music fan, and food enthusiast.

[shencomix]

[michaelmyersleftfoot]

I’ve had a super busy week so sorry for the delay on asks. I’ve been working, baking tonnes of cake AND most importantly, I have got a new pet Hamster! His name is Houdini. He escaped on the first night I got him. He’s fine now, promise.

I also like to call him the shape, ‘cause he’s just this black little blob. Drew some of my boy hanging out with my other boy ‘cause I’m not able to really handle him much yet, though I want to sooo bad 😭 Need to let him settle in. Also, I decided to give the DbD cosmetic competition a go! Here’s my entry:

I’d love to do more but it’s only one entry per person (that and I can’t offer up my impressive collection of Michael cosmetic ideas)

[aerodynamic909]

Love this concept!

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Arthouse Muppets

John Carpenter's The Thing featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker And A Yip-Yip

Art by Bruce McCorkindale

[moonlightkitties]

Michael Myers with an s/o that covers their bed with stuffed animals.

When he first noticed a stuffed animal on yall's shared bed it didn't bother him, he remembered you telling him that you wanted to get at least one for the bed.

But one turned into two and two turned into three and three turned into like ten.

He was annoyed when it went up to five but TEN?

He had to draw the line.

He confronted you about it and you were like "They make me feel safe at night" and he was a bit offended.

Did he not keep you safe at night??

He was so offended he had to stay out all night.

He comes home at night to you sleeping, holding on of them and also gets EXTREMLY jealous.

That should be HIM that you're cuddling.

[aerodynamic909]

This used to be my bed lmao 10 is so few

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

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[civilization-illstayrighthere]

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

[bathroomcube]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[beardedmrbean]

[bgm05]

Scariest game of all time

[churrotowns]

who is doing it like him

[evilvvithin]

THE COLLECTOR 2009 | dir. Marcus Dunstan

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[inthefallofasparrow]

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.

[stantler]

[stoopidpoopid]

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra