Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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d e v o n
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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we're not kids anymore.
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taylor price
almost home
will byers stan first human second
Origami Around
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if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
wallacepolsom
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Forgetful
A: I think I am forgetting something.
L: What is it?
A: I forgot.
L: Oh. That happens sometimes. Don't worry about it.
A: Hmm... I think I forgot about you.
L: Wait, what?
A: Seriously, who are you? How did you get here?
L: You know what, I actually forgot how I got here.
A: You too, huh? That happens sometimes. Don't worry about it.
Talk to Me
A: Talk to me.
R: Okay. How are you doing?
A: Oooh, talk to me.
R: I'm talking to you right now!
A: Do you think you're better off alone?
R: ...
Stupid
A: I don't like this. I look stupid.
R: Well, you ARE stupid. Better to look the part right?
A: ...
Crush
A: Ui, sinagot na ako ni crush
R: Wooh! Congrats!
A: ... sa chat. After 4 months, sinagot niya ng "hi" yung "hello" ko. Rineplyan ko kaagad.
R: Anong sabi mo?
A: "Pasensya na po Ate, na wrong send lang po."
R: Gago!
INVADE
Delubyo
JL: Hayy naku, isa na naman itong...
AL: Ano?
JL: Delubyo.
AL: Delubyo too.
recently i got into a comics anthology even though i technically applied uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a few days after the deadline and you just finished looking at the submission i did !!!!! thank you !!!!
its for the wayward sisters comic anthology, a collection of monster stories by and about women and nb creators - the kickstarter ends on nov. 10 in case you wanna snag your own copy with these rats in HD ( and more importantly a huge bunch of other fantastic stories that probably arent about rats. theres 25 of em in there !!! who can say !!!! )
Hospital Musical
Dra. Cage: Ang nainom mo ay delikado. Muntik mo na itong ikamatay kung hindi nagamot kaagad.
Pasyente: Ano po ang nainom ko, doktora?
Dra. Cage: Ang nainom mo ay "Toxic". [cue music]
Makalipas ang ilang buwan.
Dra. Cage: Oh, ikaw na naman?
Patient: "Oops, I did it again." [cue music]
Dra. Cage: Ito, inumin mo twice a day.
Patient: Ano po ang gamot ko, doktora?
Dra. Cage: "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-parazzi"-tamol. [cue music]
Sa operating room,
Dra. Cage: We have to inject the anaesthesia to the patient's head.
Nurse: Yes, maam.
Dra. Cage: Poke her face. [cue music]
Sino ang pinakaterror na professor?
Si Gandalf. Kasi sabi niya, “You shall not pass!”
Sinong coach ang palaging natatalo?
Si Gandalf pa rin. Puro kasi bakaw ang mga players niya.
Kapag nagkaroon ng magic powers si Vice, ano na ang tawag sa kanya?
Vice Gandalf
Say nothing. Do nothing. Expect nothing.
Sino ang pinakamabait na sundalo?
Si GI Joe.
Kasi Good Influence siya.
Nag-uusap ang Araw at Buwan
Araw: Papunta na ako.
Buwan: Sa'n ka?
Araw: Oo.
Katamaran Days # 1
Sa sobrang katamaran ko, nung nagtimpla ako ng kape,
Pinapak ko muna yung kape.
Tapos uminom ako ng tubig.
Anong battery ang hindi gumagana?
Neveready.
Anong battery ang pwedeng gamitin araw-araw?
Evereaday.
Anong battery ang makikita sa kalsada?
Dura-cell.
Anong battery ang mabilis?
Du-”race”-ll.
The Catamaran 1. A Rebel fighter conceptualized for Rogue One. (Art by Ryan Church)
Ito yung uma-atake sa akin araw-araw.
