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[springtz]

Testament goes grocery shopping

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[ydotome]

Bridget (ブリジット) - Guilty Gear Strive: Dual Rulers - Episode 4

[notthatdom]

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

[femcarabiner]

REAL

[queer-assthetic]

im

[queer-assthetic]

#obligated to reblog limmy on my dash but op why didn’t you post the whole rest of the clip!!!

ur so right

[lilli-sturmreiter]

@emo-56

[meowmachine-56]

I CANNNOT ESCAPE IT

[woman-becomer]

they should invent a machine

[gwendolyn-of-loxley]

The sexy transfeminine urge to isolate and burn relationships with people because you think you deserve it for being such a needy annoying piece of shit garbage person.

[doubleca5t]

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[andthosearesmalleragents]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[a-wild-torterra]

Yet another fine example of why the user base is a bunch of gay autistic raccoons

[lythic-dreams-deactivated202509]

[madambellepepper]

oh my god, legendary

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they fucking ruined the word minion. the whole word, ruined, forever. they spent a billion dollars to change the meaning and ruin the word forever. there should be a class action lawsuit

[roach-works]

now we have to say 'goon'

[creepymutelilbugger]

[comikbook]

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

[comikbook]

like im sure thats probably him

[nortism]

If House came out in the 2020s there would absolutely be an episode where House steals a vape from a teenage patient with the intent of mocking them and ends up getting really into it. Cuddy tries to stop him from vaping in the hospital but it turns out there’s a loophole in the anti smoking rules that mean e-cigs aren’t technically banned.

While Cuddy is on a mission to fix the rules, House is collecting the grossest, sweetest vape flavours he can find. Foreman’s pissed because House keeps blowing smoke in his face, Chase finds this really funny and Cameron is unsuccessfully trying to stage an intervention. Wilson just puts his hands on his hips and asks that House refrains from vaping in front of his lung cancer patients.

Somehow the episode ends with the reveal that cotton candy vape juice was the only thing keeping the patient alive and House’s vaping habit was actually genius medical research. Cameron and Wilson are relieved House doesn’t actually have a new addiction. Episode ends with House taking one last puff of his vape and then going to put in it the bin before reconsidering and pocketing it. This is never brought up again

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[qelflinq]

do not be fucking MEAN!!!!!!!

[stickyfrogs]

Beverley has had Quite A Lot Of Dinner this week and she is feeling A Bit Spherical!

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