take the moon for a ride

Rachel. she/her. 39.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[geigercuntter]

Etruscan fuckboy voice: the soothsayer read the ewe's liver and determined the harvest will be plentiful... if you let me plow your field 😳

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[princedevitt]

[brucespringsteen]

Bruce Springsteen by nonasuch 

[elodieunderglass]

Hang on, @nonasuch ?!

[nonasuch]

My dad took these in the mid-70s!

[nonasuch]

Actually you know what. Those aren’t even my favorites from that batch.

These were all taken when my dad was in high school and the beginning of college, at Merriwether Post Pavilion. He told me that he and his friends would get cheap lawn seats, and a few times a night he’d sneak down the aisle as close to the stage as he could get, crouch down and snap a bunch of pictures. One time a roadie let him into the press pit.

I am brave enough to admit that he was a cooler teenager than me, but now he’s a retired podiatrist and I own a vintage clothing store so I feel like I won the long game there.

[rickrude]

[doctapuella]

i kinda want to be like "wtf mick foley are you okay" but like i'd do it too so

[doctapuella]

i can't even get horny about the nasty barbed wire spots because this stupid match involves j*r*ch*

[doctapuella]

that was it? that's how it ends? please never make me watch this man ever again

LMAO yeah sure give me my "damn here you go" divine dominion non-wrestling segment since i'm already in a shitty mood

how fucking dare they not have a match!!!!!!!! not even the courtesy preshow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doctapuella]

i can't even get horny about the nasty barbed wire spots because this stupid match involves j*r*ch*

[doctapuella]

MAYAAAA WROLDDDDDD HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY

[doctapuella]

the commentary all sound genuinely happy for her too

[doctapuella]

MAYAAAA WROLDDDDDD HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY

[doctapuella]

love a good "physical manifestation of psychosexual torment" match

[rickrude]

[doctapuella]

i can't make myself stop listening to wonho's core ep. i cant believe i love it as much as i love syndrome. it just all makes me feel so good ughhhhhhhh

[kushblazer666]

[greelin]

ohhhhh my god a band doesn’t sound like they did in 2011? should we tell everyone? should we throw a funeral? should we invite an editor from pitchfork

[greelin]

they’re doing something NEW⁉️ should we kill them