[positivelockscreens]

For @aesthetically-bored 💕💕

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I hope all you beautiful little bisexuals reach peak bi energy this 20-bi-teen

[goodassdog]

[headphonetelevision]

Starters!

大好き御三家！by ばん 

[8eige]

[akron-squirrel]

Visit Original Link

[hardstoplucas1]

When no one knows what 6x3 equals

[slumberblues]

Why does Johnny have so much dish soap?

[doctorstaby]

MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID

[arkaniist]

@davekind

[bogus-babe-deactivated20250828]

if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you

[veryharam]

You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure

[inahiddenplace]

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

[mysharona1987]

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[yrbff]