Look Alive, Sunshine!

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[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[m-angojpg]

Peach Aesthetic / More Quotes

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously

[hotsoccergirl1234]

Some of y'all have no concept of what living in the Midwest is like huh

[durbikins]

yes and I am grateful for that everyday

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[pss-pss]

[nightmarechronicles]

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

I’m the grandma

[itsaubreylmfao]

beer is my second language

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

beers a liquid, not a language

[itsaubreylmfao]

lmao I went to harvard law and majored in beerology I think I know what I’m talking about nerd

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*velma voice* kinkies!!

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

how do you delete a post

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[mushroomaximus-deactivated20161]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

[aestheticmcr-blog]

*sees bug*

Me: (ง'̀-'́)ง

*bug moves*

Me: ε=┌(;･_･)┘

[mgsvtretij]

me: *looks in the mirror* me: me

[sweet-bitsy]

I meant to say “neat” because it’s the first time I’ve seen a toad in person with its croak sac and I got excited

Too excited

[sweet-bitsy]

Apparently all my snaps of it are unintentionally disconcerting and eerie