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24 | he/him | tired

[ruxiecat121]

I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

[letatlin]

i forget there’s actual native english speakers on this site… i thought it was just all normal people who had to learn english in school. no there’s actual americans and britons here that’s scaryyyyyyyyyyy

[letatlin]

english speakers you don’t need to tell me you’re english speakers in the notes. this post is for the people who know what present perfect is

[letatlin]

responces to responces to this post:

mentioning present perfect continuous: i love you i was going to put it in place of present perfect but i think that’s fairly advanced grammar so i decided to go for something simpler more people would relate to

“i don’t really know any grammatical terms because i learned english on my own through absorption”: RESPECT!!!! o7

english speakers saying they learned about the tenses in their english major or whatever: this post is not about you and from what i can tell 90% of native speakers aren’t taught tenses in school or at least don’t learn them in any depth

special shoutout to the person saying if-clause third conditional

eng speakers being sorry: you better be.

[gemsbokk]

in poland we don't say "you're projecting" we say "the hungry has bread on their thought" and i think yall have language demo. polish is language premium

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[sodiumfreak]

when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day

[littlestpersimmon]

Oc scrapbooking ^-^ some of my t girl ocs from my current fav wip, and then below, my partner and mine's fav ocs

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[segamascott]

stop hitting me 🤕

[catchymemes]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[kurhanchyk]

"errm actually not all ai is bad" bro the internet is fucking unusable you know what ai i'm talking about

[alternis]

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

[infectiouspiss]

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

[iwilleatyourenglish]

thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

[thegaymertrainer]

If you come in you don’t have to come out

[pinene]

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

[mortuary9]

like what you see?

[mortuary9]

happy valentines!