Pistanthrophobic

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[aetheternity]

° "Venti's the anemo archon, I breathe in air everyday we're perfect for each other."

BYF/DNI》

Things of note~ My birthday~ August 11th ☆ My pronouns~ She/her ☆

Things I've written for~ •Attack on titan• •Tokyo Revengers• •Demon Slayer• •Genshin Impact•

[aetheternity]

youre so weird dawg

wtf do you mean you write smut for Bennett and say its fine cus you see him as 18... like youre no different than lolicons using the excuse that the 6 yo looking girl is actually 100+ years old.

and youre 25 doing this.. 25 and writing smut of "18" year olds🤢 and no shit its legal, but do remember that 18yos are still in highschool and youre nearing a decade of doing taxes. like you need to be on a list 😭 "barely legal" type shit dawg

"yOuRe tHe sAmE aS lOlIcOnS" have you tried sucking my fucking dick?? See the funny thing about your dumbass ask is first off you're on anon. Fucking shocker! And second you're on my page in the first place. Get the fuck off my page then dumb bitch ain't nobody asked yo whiny ass what the fuck you think. In fact I specifically told people who don't like me writing smut for Bennett to fuck off because I don't care about your feelings. I guess you didn't see the post I made where I explained why I see Bennett as eighteen years old because you're some random bitch in my inbox bothering me about shit I wrote forever ago and don't even care that much about.

"YoUrE nEaRiNg a dEcAdE wRiTiNg tAxEs dOiNg tHiS." I wrote that post months ago and haven't written anything since. Your mother should've swallowed so I wouldn't have to read your brain malnourished bullshit now.

How about you go the fuck outside you absolute fucking waste of oxygen and sperm. Bennett is a fucking drawing. He's made of pixels and you're crying in my inbox about some shit that nobody with a fucking brain gives a damn about. Go get a job or more likely the case go do your fucking homework and stay out of grown folks business. Also block me immediately because reading you bitch and moan about me writing for a character who legally drinks in a game I don't even play anymore made me bitch slap your mother for carrying your useless ass for nine months and then shoving you out so you can make it my problem.

Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up. 👍🖕

[aetheternity]

Nah you know what I'm still tight about this dumbass ask.

You know how I know this anon saw me in their explore page and has never actually perused my account? I have only written smut for Bennett and I only wrote ONE POST. Every other time I've written for Bennett can be counted on one fucking hand and every other post I've written for him has been straight up fluff. I'm not a Bennett simp never have been, never will be but I thought that it was unfair that people that like Bennett have to feel weird about wanting to find smut for him when he legally travels the fucking continent by himself, drinks legally and at this point is taking care of his adoptive family.

Fucking sue me.

Genshin fans are so fucking stupid. "I see this character as a minor so literally every other person has to also see them as a minor otherwise they're a pedophile!" Go fuck yourself. This is why I don't interact with fandoms anymore cause I'm sick and tired of people throwing the word pedophile around. It's not even Genshin fans by themselves people call all Genshin fans pedophiles when they've never even picked up the fucking game.

Somebody is gonna see this ish and think I'm overcompensating over someone who knows nothing about me but like I've been in a bad fucking mood for the past two weeks straight so this ask could not have come at a worse fucking time. I wasn't even on Tumblr I just happened to be looking through my Gmail and got the notif about this ask.

[aetheternity]

So anyway I play Cookie Run Kingdom now ☺️😋

[aetheternity]

youre so weird dawg

wtf do you mean you write smut for Bennett and say its fine cus you see him as 18... like youre no different than lolicons using the excuse that the 6 yo looking girl is actually 100+ years old.

and youre 25 doing this.. 25 and writing smut of "18" year olds🤢 and no shit its legal, but do remember that 18yos are still in highschool and youre nearing a decade of doing taxes. like you need to be on a list 😭 "barely legal" type shit dawg

"yOuRe tHe sAmE aS lOlIcOnS" have you tried sucking my fucking dick?? See the funny thing about your dumbass ask is first off you're on anon. Fucking shocker! And second you're on my page in the first place. Get the fuck off my page then dumb bitch ain't nobody asked yo whiny ass what the fuck you think. In fact I specifically told people who don't like me writing smut for Bennett to fuck off because I don't care about your feelings. I guess you didn't see the post I made where I explained why I see Bennett as eighteen years old because you're some random bitch in my inbox bothering me about shit I wrote forever ago and don't even care that much about.

"YoUrE nEaRiNg a dEcAdE wRiTiNg tAxEs dOiNg tHiS." I wrote that post months ago and haven't written anything since. Your mother should've swallowed so I wouldn't have to read your brain malnourished bullshit now.

How about you go the fuck outside you absolute fucking waste of oxygen and sperm. Bennett is a fucking drawing. He's made of pixels and you're crying in my inbox about some shit that nobody with a fucking brain gives a damn about. Go get a job or more likely the case go do your fucking homework and stay out of grown folks business. Also block me immediately because reading you bitch and moan about me writing for a character who legally drinks in a game I don't even play anymore made me bitch slap your mother for carrying your useless ass for nine months and then shoving you out so you can make it my problem.

Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up. 👍🖕

[aetheternity]

How they respond to getting a blowjob

Characters: Bennett, Dahlia, Lyney.

A/N: I put Bennett in here because I personally see him as eighteen if you don't like that don't read. I had a Dahlia fic I've been trying to finish, also smut. It's however taking so much longer than I would've liked so here take this thing I started like a week ago.

Benny

He's on the thicker side, however he isn't small. Seven inches hard. Uncut but ever since he got with you he worked ten times harder to keep every part of him as clean and tidy as possible.

You cannot and I mean cannot lay him down and suck him off unless you'd like to be decapitated by his thighs.

"I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry." He whimpers over and over in succession as you pry his legs open again. "It just feels.." A whimper crests off his lips. You'll forgive him because of course you will.

If you're an exhibitionist, no you're not. Bennett is not quiet in the slightest when your mouth is around his cock. Or in any other scenario where sexual acts are occuring. He'll never get used to the wet heat of your throat swallowing him down even if you take it at a slower pace he's still breathlessly moaning, latching onto you begging for more. More attention, more contact.

He never, ever, ever asks for a blowjob and he might try to talk you out of giving him one. Especially when you've been out all day or he doesn't think he's the cleanest. He'll even offer to bathe first if he is on the sweatier side.

Truth is, he absolutely adores any physical contact with you, of any kind. When you push his foreskin back and lick his tip. His knees buckle, and when you slide your lips and tongue all the way down to his base he swears he hears Celestia's voice.

"That feels.. so good. So so good." His knee shakes where it sits on your shoulder. His back shivering against the wall behind him. "Please don't stop.. don't stop.."

He doesn't even get a chance to warn you, he's spilling down your throat in pure bliss. Full body tremors flooding through him. He'll want to be held after. He needs your arms and your hands to steady him. He thanks you so many times that day. With his own mouth and his thick cock.

Dahlia

He has such a pretty cock. Not much girth but he's a perfect length. Has a nice curve and is a bit pink around his tip when you tug his foreskin down. Makes so much precum.

His favorite kind of blowjob is a surprise one. Wake him up in the morning with your lips down to his pelvic bone and he's happily humming. Get him after he just got home from work and he'll very rarely refuse.

He loves getting a hand behind your head. His smile devious and enthusiastic. Hips grinding into the warmth of your throat for a deeper feel.

"That's it.. that's perfect, Angel. You know how I like it.."

He can get pretty noisy at home but when you tug his shorts down in public or when you slip a hand through the zipper of his shorts he's all praise.

"Right there, your mouth is perfect Angel. Just a little more tongue around my tip.. mhm.." He keeps a hand in your hair, coaxing your head along at the perfect pace. The image of his dick sliding past your lips was going to get him through so many days and so so much stress at work.

When he's ready to cum, he'll hold your head in place, whispering praises into the air as every drop he releases flows down your throat. The softest whimpers and exhales falling from his lips. He gives your head pats as a sign of gratitude.

Your reward is his climax. His reward is everything that comes next..

Lyney

The only one circumcized. Around seven and a half inches hard. He's all one color from tip to base and balls. Keeps himself very clean including shaving his swimsuit area down as much as possible.

He loves your mouth around his cock so much. He'll always say you don't have to but the glint in his eye when you start to tug his underwear off gives him away. His eyes always roll to the back of his skull and he eggs you on with some encouraging moans and a few words of praise.

"I love your mouth, please take me all in.. Fu- just like that.."

His favorite kind of blowjobs are in his dressing room right before he hits the stage. But honestly your mouth on any part of his body makes him unbelievably happy and sucks the stress right out of him.

He keeps his eyes shut the whole time. Focused on the sounds your mouth makes. The heat of your tongue and the expand of your throat as he slides inside to his tip. It always makes him positively dizzy and he rewards your efforts with a couple leg spasms.

"Don't stop baby, I'm gonna cum." While cumming down your throat is nice he loves a good memento to take with him on missions so he much prefers to cum on places he can take pictures of.

Your chest and face always look perfect covered in his cum.

"I love you, thank you." He licks a bit of his cum from your lips peppering your face with kisses. "You always know just how to please me. I feel so lucky." He whispers as he holds you.

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Mika!

I didn't expect you to come surveying with me... The sunlight's a bit harsh today, so wearing a hat will help protect your eyes while recording data.

If it gets too sunny for you, feel free to wait under the shade over there.

Ah, don't worry about me. During field surveys, a surveyor must prioritize safety before terrain documentation. It's a responsibility I must take seriously, for myself and for my companions.

So rest assured, I won't push myself too hard!

[aetheternity]

Happy Birthday, Birthday twin!!

[aetheternity]

I feel alone in this but was Venti annoying anyone else in this event?

[aetheternity]

Found out why bro was there 👍

[aetheternity]

I feel alone in this but was Venti annoying anyone else in this event?

[madraleen]

no, but this is personal, all the love and support benny is receiving in this quest is personal 'cause he's our baby, he's been our lucky star since the get-go, he's been carrying us through thick and thin and is still carrying us five years later, it's personal what an emotional and wholesome quest <3

also, venti always sus. venti always so sus.

[solsticelosthermind]

Can we have whoever handled this Bennett quest take over all the other quests because I cried?

[aetheternity]

This event about to have me shipping Bennett with Aether too.

[tablefourtyone]

[aetheternity]

I SWEAR I CRIED THE UGLIEST TEARS DURING THIS EVENT BRO

[smoozie]

How to Train Your Dragon live action makes me irrationally angry. Everyone is screaming about how good it is. Yeah because it's a shot for shot remake. The original was good. They just made the same movie with worse visuals. I hate it here.

[smoozie]

Ppl in the notes saying "but it is the best live action remake" are exactly who this post is about. Shut up

[aetheternity]

I love you for this. I was reading the comments and didn't understand how a post saying exactly what its message is could still have people miss the entire point we as a society are insanely fucking cooked.

[animentality]

[burntundertones]

[001x456]

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

[sunathetuna]

paimons voice has never been better bless my ears