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[lledxela]

[iguanamouth]

draw a creature that is a mix of two words that rhyme

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

imloterall laughing so hard

[brightereyes]

happy easter

[angelicbreadroll]

these posts are the shit thats gonna get yáll free passes to hell.

[brightereyes]

this is boutta get popular again please kill me

[lnternoot-deactivated20190104]

“so what are you going to study in college?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stability]

honestly 💀

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[thebestoftumbling]

[funnystories]

funny story

I was born in New Zealand but my family moved to the US when I was about 1 ½ and so I grew up in the US. every 4 years we would go back there, and I we went back there the summer after i was in 4th grade. I was super into making peace signs at people, and what I didn’t know about New Zealand was that a backwards peace sign was like flipping people off. I did it once and my cousins were like “lol don’t do that” and my cousins were always fucking with me so I didn’t listen to them. I would go on doing what I was doing, at netball games I would do it, at fancy restaurants I would do it, to my grandma I would do it, you know places where it was shocking to have a little 10 year flipping you off. my dad and my uncle took me aside one day and were like “don’t do that, that’s really bad.” so yeah i spent the vast majority of my time in nz flipping people off, wild times I tell you, wild times.

[vurtual]

Above (by Aurelie Curie)

[best-of-memes]

[fortheloveofasubmissive-deactiv]

Too good not to share…

[midlifesparks]

The thing about us geeks, is when we want to do something well, we focus all our attention on it. We study, we learn, we experiment, we adjust. That goes for the bedroom as much as anything else in our life. Geeks rule.

[quietlydelicious]

Oh @awakenedgentleman this has your user-name written all over it 😉

[awakenedgentleman-deactivated20]

You know me so well!!

[macmilf4-deactivated20160414]

Ok, I am cracking the fuck up over here. 😂😂😂

[snowflakestriders]

iTS A PEACH SMOOTHIE,,

[buttpop]

[musicinanime]

Visit Original Link

Last Theater - Noisycell

Anime: Death Parade

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

There is absoluely no reason why Lockhart should have been hired at all.

Original comic by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

Professor McGonagall voiced by totalspiffage

Dumbledore and Lockhart voiced by me

[prozdvoices]

people have asked for this comic but I already did it, here’s a reblog

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by eating a grilled cheese

So I had been out all day yesterday and when I got home around midnight, I was starving. Usually I can make food pretty quietly so I decided on making myself a grilled cheese and also a pretty large mistake. While I was cooking the grilled cheese, I went to grab a plate to put the finished sandwich on and everything went to hell.

In a span of about a minute and a half, I:

Dropped the plate, and it shattered loudly on the floor.

I forgot I was cooking an almost finished grilled cheese, and while I was sweeping the plate up it started to burn and smoke.

The whole kitchen was filling with smoke and I needed to stop the pan from smoking so in a moment of brilliance I put the pan under the sink and turned cold water on. The cold water meeting the hot pan caused it to sizzle incredibly loudly and smoke even more.

Water from the pan popped out and landed on my arm, which burnt and made me drop the pan into the sink.

I went to grab a fan from my bedroom to at least circulate the smoke, and in trying to plug it in, I knocked a glass cup over.

My dad comes running in to the kitchen at this point, completely naked, to find the rest of the house covered in smoke, a pile of broken ceramic plate, and his 21 year old son sitting on the floor eating a burnt grilled cheese.