derka derka blog blog

I am an actor, personal trainer, gamer, cooker of all things yummy, and lover of all things nerdy.

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Cartoon Network swag! Thanks @amandawinterstein! #webarebears #grizz #bearonbear #woof #grrrrr (at Crunch Fitness - Burbank)

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Pulling a reverse Clark Kent and throwing on a suit for a commercial audition with Scion. Do I clean up well or what? 😉 #actor #audition #LA #alterego #alldressedup

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"Do you need the movie star speech?" #bojackhorseman #actor #inspiration #LA #nevergiveup

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All I really wanted at comic-con. I can die happy now. #sdcc #sdcc2015 #sdccexclusive #comiccon #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgorigins #awesome (at San Diego Convention Center)

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Baddest chicks I know 💪 Special thanks to @popjonesy for getting me in to comic-con! ❤️👍 #sdcc #sdcc2015 #yugioh #awesome (at San Diego Convention Center)

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Bros 👊 #E32015 #e3 #battletoads #oldschool #tbt? #gamer #retro #videogames #awesome (at Los Angeles Convention Center)

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So this is happening... Thanks Peter! #e3 #gamer #awesome (at Los Angeles Convention Center)

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I love these bitches and I love #crunchburbank! #crunch #trainer #la #gay #pride #lift #doyoueven #kangoojumps #nofilter #goodtimes ❤️💛💚💙💜

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Had a morning client cancel, decided to get in some fasted cardio. Gotta get it in any time you can! #trainer #crunch #accountability #practicewhatyoupreach #cardio #fitness #dowork (at Crunch Fitness - Burbank)

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Keeping it somewhat #paleo with some #chopinvodka. Thanks @katemclane! #vodka #isitpaleo #sundayfunday

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An evening out with my good friend @mattgogal celebrating his bday (part duex) with some Brazilian BBQ at #fogodechao and a movie #Spy. I'm so lucky to know this guy and am very thankful to have made such a loyal friend in my short time living in LA. Happy birthday my friend, here's to many more! #LA #friends #happybirthday #goodtimes

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Happy birthday @mattgogal 🎉🎂😁 #birthday #dirty30 #30flirtyandthriving #13goingon30 (at The Roost at L.A. Farm)

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On set with @cfca_inc #actor #badass #gunshow

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*prepares party popper*

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*nervously shakes the party popper*

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*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

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*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

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*gets married to the party popper*

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It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

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what the actual fuck

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why is there fan art

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nevermind that why is their son lettuce

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"You should've told me we were going gangster." - @alexandre_claude #spartanrace #spartansprint #finisher #mudandblood #crunch #crunchburbank #trainer #starttogetherfinishtogether #leopardsdontstretch #grizzlybearsdo #spartanup