The five times Shinji wouldn't dance, and the one time he did
*Plain text is Kaworu, Bold is Shinji and italicss is Asuka*
Just some fluffy kawoshin practice to help me work on dialogue.
“Shinji, what’s dancing?” “Well, it’s when you move your body in time to music, I suppose.” “You always have music Shinji! Could you teach me?” “Um, well, I don’t think I’m a good enough dancer to teach you... I’m sorry.” “It’s okay Shinji. Perhaps some other time.” … “Shinji, what’s Salsa?” “Which one do you mean?” “There’s more than one type? Please tell me about them all!” “Well, Salsa can be a type of sauce, or a type of dancing.” “There are different kinds of dancing? How interesting.” “Yeah. There are different types of dancing for different countries, and Salsa is Latin American, I think” “Lilin culture is so fascinating.” “I-I guess it is, eh?” “Could you show me this Salsa type of dancing, Shinji?” “What?! No way Kaworu! It’s really fast and stuff!” “Too bad. Maybe I will settle for just the Salsa sauce instead then.” … “What’s the matter Kaworu?” “Your Lilin carer... Katsuragi I believe, was acting strange.” “She’s usually like that. Don’t worry about it.” “Shinji, can people dance with objects?” “I guess so. Why do you ask?” “Katsuragi was talking loudly about dancing with pole objects and I don’t understand.” “She what!?” “Could you show me how it works Shinji?” “N-NO WAY!!!” “Shinji wait! What did I say?” … “Hey Shinji the second child was telling me a story earlier.” “Oh Asuka? What was it about?” “A mission to exterminate Israfel. Apparently you two were joined at the hip, quite metaphorically.” “Oh yeah! That was a pain, but don’t tell Asuka that!” “Don’t worry Shinji, I wouldn’t dream of going against you.” “Oh, um thanks.” “I have one question about your mission, though.” “What is it?” “What is this ‘dance mat’ the second child was talking about?” “It’s a game where you dance on a mat, and you score points.” “Amazing! Even Lilin technology comes from cultured origins. Would you show me how to dance on this mat, Shinji?” “Sorry Kaworu, but I think Misato threw it out after Asuka kept bragging about her scores.” “Ah well. Shall we go for our synchronization tests now?” “Yeah, sure.” … “What’s the matter Shinji?” “I’m bored.” “How come? There’s so much the world and its creatures have to offer.”
“Yeah but this place is near dead. How aren’t you bored?”
“All my interest lies in you Shinji, and you never fail to impress me.” “Well, umm...” “Perhaps I can return the favour. Shall I take us somewhere interesting?” “Where do you have in mind?” “I heard teenagers like to attend clubs.” “School clubs are closed this late in the evening, sorry Kaworu.” “According to the TV there is another type. With music and dancing!” “Kaworu, we’re not old enough to get into one of those kind of clubs! We’ll get caught, or worse...” “I’ll protect you Shinji, so you can be happy knowing you’re safe, right?” “I don’t know Kaworu...” “I heard there isn’t much room for dancing, and they have to resort to this strange kind of dancing. You’ll have to show me how to Shinji.” “What’s it called?” “I overheard the intoxicated Lilin call it grinding, I think. I may be wrong-“ “KAWORU, TWO BOYS CAN’T DO THAT SORT OF THING TOGETHER!” “Why ever not, Shinji?” “I-Its wrong, and-“ “Are you feeling okay Shinji? Your face has gone very red.” “I’m going home!” “Shinji please... I’m sorry to ask you to such a place, it was selfish of me not to consider your feelings. I apologise, and I won’t ever forget your feelings again.” “I-It’s okay Kaworu.” “Let’s go home.” … “The stars are really dazzling tonight, don’t you think Shinji?” “Yeah, I guess.” “Kaworu?” “Yes?” “Why do you bother with me? I mean I’m so bland and boring, and you could have anyone else as your friend.” “Shinji, the stars above pale in comparison to you. Don’t ever forget you are a precious being on this Earth, and that I think you are simply wonderful.” “But I hurt people!” “Everyone is fragile, Shinji. Even you. I’m here to stop you hurting yourself, even if you think harming others is the worst you can do.” “I don’t want to hurt you too.” “You could never hurt me Shinji. Even if you do, I’m sure I would forgive you before you even try to. I’m sure your intentions would be pure as your fragile heart. I trust you. ” “Kaworu...” “Humans are so alone in this vast world, but group together to get through this crushing loneliness. I want to help you and protect you from your intentions, before you fall into your own inner loneliness.” “What does that mean? Kaworu?” “Humans distract themselves with each other, forming pastimes to pass the lazy hours of Earth’s own hourglass. Music and dancing are good examples for Lilin culture masking their loneliness and sprinkling happiness and companionship over cold times. Music and dance progresses, as no one can safely stay in the past for too long. Remember this Shinji.” “…” “I’d like you to dance with me Shinji. Let us forget the dark times that have passed so far. Let me help you find happiness.” “But Kaworu, I can’t dance.” “Then we will create a new kind of dance are especially good at!” “Oh... Okay.” “Just hold my hands, palms facing me. Now just follow me!” “Kaworu, slow down! Don’t let go of my hand!” “Spin, Shinji! You’re good at this!” “I’m gonna trip over!” “Don’t worry! You’re safe with me!” “O-Okay!”
*and after a good few minutes of unchoreographed dancing…*
*pants* “For a simple dance, it really did tire you out!” “How come you’re not tired?!” “I’ve got to be ready in case my pilot falls and we’re a robot down.” “I’m just a little dizzy... from all the spinning you made me do!” “But you looked most mesmerising that way.” “Everything’s... spinning.” “Are you okay? Shinji?” “Oof!” “Ah! I’m so sorry Kaworu! I didn’t mean to fall on you!” “It’s okay Shinji. I like this dance move the best. It really does show off your eyes...” “Eh!?! Don’t stare at me! It’s embarrassing!” “HEY YOU TWO JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ON THE GROUND!” “A-A-ASUKA!!! IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR!”
“YOU DIRTY BOYS SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF NERV! DOING STUFF LIKE THIS IN THE STREETS IS DISGUSTING! SHINJI, I’M TELLING MISATO!”
“PLEASE DON’T!” “The second child seems quite confused. Should I show her our new way of dancing?” “GET AWAY FROM ME PERVERT!” “ASUKA COME BACK!” “Don’t worry Shinji. I’m sure she’ll understand soon.”
*Shinji wishes the ground would swallow up and take him away forever, like before*