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@afriendlikethalia
I need to look for it. It’s important to me, I’m sorry.
—Oh hey, Ian. [awkwardly clear his throat] I thought you were following behind me the whole time?
*nudges Gabe* Thats the one I would eat by the way, doesnt he look delicious? Whip cream isnt even needed.
And nobody is going anywhere- *whips whips at the 3 of them* BACK IN THE CELLAR.
Swim? But wait—I need to get my wedding ring back. [sees Thalia and Gabe] Oh…Hi?
Swim? What the hell- yall arent going anywhere. We’re getting free food for not letting anyone escape.
*checks out Albert* Wedding ring :(? Damn. *Looks at Slightly* Too skinny >:(
[cat fight commences]
[Pirate sees them fighting] Aye, break it up you two—–Wait. You two aren’t pirates.
*throws him overboard* There we go.
[starts a sissy slap fight]
You’re so gross, Thalia. Romeo hasn’t slept with you and he never will. You can keep dreaming though. [picks up a pirate sword] Fight me, Thalia. I’ll knock you off the boat. Walk the plank. [points to the plank with his sword]
*intense battle begins*
Denial is a flaw Gabriel, just something to add up onto the rest of them.
Thalia Felicia Spight, shut the hell up, I’m going to slap you across the face.
[eyeing that whip bc he is no where near it] It’s so stupid that movie. It was so cringe worthy to watch. I didn’t even find Christian Grey attractive in the movie, he was more of a creep over anything. If someone brought me to their sex toys room, I’d run out of there faster than the Road Runner.
Try me ass wipe
*whip whip kapoosh* If someone brought me to that room, I would have been like a fat loser kid in a game stop- this is probably why Romeo enjoys sleeping with me better.
You’re disgusting. I’m ashamed we’re even related.
Fuck off, you don’t know my sex life. You don’t know my life. Where’s your boyfriend at? Oh, wait. You don’t have one. [groans in pain] Stop this fifty shades of gray shit. [begins backing away] I’m going to throw you overboard if you touch me again with that whip.
I dont need a boyfriend. I have yours. Your boyfriend is in a Spight bed, and trust me- it aint yours.
*whip whip* Okay so I’ve seen the movie, and can we talk about how stupid Anastasia is? You tell this guy to show you who he really is, he spanks you only 10 times, and thats where you draw the line? What the hell was that shit? *whip whip*
Gross, I don’t want to become a cannibal. I’d even be satisfied eating fish right out of ocean.
If you end up hooking up with the blonde, you’re going to need to get a room. [sees the whip] ….I still can’t believe you bought a whip. Who would you even use it on? [jumps out of the way and glares] Hell no, you’re not using that on me. You know who you should use it on?—Eduardo. He looks like he’s one kinky motherfucker.
Do whatever the hell you want- but Im totally getting my Kesha on tonight
We’re on a ship, why would I do it in a room? You and Romeos sex life must be so vanilla. Poor guy. We’re gonna go at it on the lookout bro. *whips at him* Dance monkey dance! *whip whip* If there wasn't the risk he’ll cut my throat, I would totally be all over that.
“Thalia, I’m pretty sure we’ve checked every nook and cranny of this ship, and there’s still no sight of food on here.”
@afriendlikethalia
Really? I found the prisoners room, and I’m tempted to eat all of their fine selves let me tell you. This girl aint going hungry if you know what I mean ;)
Especially the blondie. He can walk my plank any day. *pulls out whip* I told you stopping at the bdsm store would be worth it. Pirates are totally into the freaky stuff. *attempts to whack him*
*Skipping around*
I got signatures hahahaha~ Also why do they make the Princes so dang hot? Talk about groups of DILFS!
Which Prince was your favorite to see?
Let me just- *pauses and gathers herself before she spazzes* Definitely Prince Eric, he can go down on my sea any time. *dreamy sigh* The Aladdin was also pretty hot, as wrong as it is.
*Skipping around*
I got signatures hahahaha~ Also why do they make the Princes so dang hot? Talk about groups of DILFS!
You can get autographs here? I thought you could only fuckin’ take pictures this whole time!
*har har laughing* Nope! Nobody gave you this little book? Every single stand is handing them out. *opens book and points to autograph* Prince Naveen signed a heart by my name 🙆🏼
*Skipping around*
I got signatures hahahaha~ Also why do they make the Princes so dang hot? Talk about groups of DILFS!
[shoves his autograph book in her face] THALIA LOOK! I bet I got all the Princesses and Princes autographs before you. Heh. And I ran into “Genie” here too. Lemme tell ya—-Our Dad is waaaaaaay coooler.
*smacks book out of his hand* I bet they liked me better, Peter Pan said he would take me to Neverland with him 😍😍 *gasps* THEY HAVE A FAKE DAD HERE??? I should go expose him.
*Skipping around*
I got signatures hahahaha~ Also why do they make the Princes so dang hot? Talk about groups of DILFS!
Why doesn’t this school have a cheer team? Or dance group? Or pep squad?
Does anyone here have any fucking school spirit at all?
*leaps* You can help me get out of these clothes ~ *laughs and jumps down* JUST kidding, what a girl can’t go harass her best friend?
….*slowly closes the door*
*bursts in* I KNOW YOU DID NOT TRY SHUTTING ME OUT. *leaps on back* FIGHT M- o: what are you watching? *hops on couch and stares at tv * Is this... pretty little liars?
