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@claire-bimbette
Hey,
Sassy, aren’t we? (∩_∩) That’s cute. How ‘bout I settle this argument for the both of us–
You’re fired. We no longer– Scratch that, been hadn’t needed your presence for the longest time. No severance pay either because you didn’t do anything else besides your last task.
[frowns] You know I was right, Lucien. But, I guess if you didn’t need me H&C hasn’t been doing as well as I thought.
But it’s whatever, I’ll go.
Hey,
I’m not worrying, if you actually had a huge empty hallway for a vagina it’s not like it’d affect me.
I thought were just quote on quote hiking around the school. I have a car but how far exactly are we going?
Well, okay then.
Not far, there’s an actual hiking trail just in the next town. Like a ten minute drive.
Hey,
Yes. But what if there’s no wifi?
Right, well. I have a phone. Just like I’m sure everyone else at this school has a phone. So.
You have a data plan though right? You don’t need wifi.
I thought a lot of the animal people didn’t have phones. [shrugs] It’s whatever. You still wanna come?
Hey,
….No, I meant I think I’ll need help finding my way? Because I’ll get lost. But thanks for the attitude, stranger.
Don’t you have gps on your phone?
Or if you don’t have a phone you can always go old school and, I dunno, get a map?
Hey,
For the most part, yes. But in this situation, I simply don’t fuck with outdoorsy activities like hiking.
Oh, now you actually want to do your job after how long? And who’s fault is that, hm?
Psh, lame.
Hm let’s see, you’re the one runs a company with no set hours or any way of keeping track of your employees.... so, you.
Hey,
I’m…not so great at hiking, so you might need to teach me how to do it.
You need help with walking?
Maybe you should stay here and enroll in some special ed classes or something...
Hey,
No. 😑
[eye roll] Too busy with H&C?
You know, if you need anyone to throw any ‘things’ I would totally be up for it. Since, I haven’t heard from you in forever, Boss.
//OOC
Ah fuck this storm made my power go out and my laptop doesnt last ten minutes when it’s not plugged in so i’ll see you guys later
Hey,
fionna-mcqueen:
I’ll be fine.
Well I can’t judge your lifestyle, just keep your legs closed to married men.
Oh don’t worry, I minimize any actual leg opening as much as possible.
Oh, uh, do you have a car? I didn't think about transportation until now.
Hey,
Nope, if my feet start to hurt I’ll just take my shoes off. We’re not going all that far anyway right?
Cool? Don’t have enough money to buy your own shoes?
No, but I assume there’ll be rocks and dirt and whatnot. Not really barefoot conditions, but whatever.
Why spend my own money when I can get some balding, divorced, 50-something to buy it for me?
Hey,
This school depresses you? Alright, let’s go. It’s a good thing I wore my keds today. Lead the way ma’am.
Keds? You don’t wanna wear anything more... durable than that?
I, myself, am wearing a brand new pair of nikes my sugar daddy bought me. [sticks out her leg and shows off these babies]
Hey,
They are for me, because I will never listen to a single one.
I know what a hike is. And what rocks are, along with trees. Don’t worry.
[shakes head] Honestly, it must be so nice to never have to worry about your appearance because you’ve got a dick between your legs.
Oh well good, you aren’t quite as dumb as I thought.
Hey,
If I agreed to go on this stupid– whatever with you, will you stop giving me unneeded beauty tips?
Okay, but honey trust me: they aren’t ‘unneeded’.
And it’s called a hike, haven’t you ever heard that term before? Do you know what rocks are? What about trees?
Hey,
I’m glad we’re on the same page.
Ok well now that you’ve served absolutely no purpose and are just taking up space could you take your unshaped eyebrows and unwashed hair somewhere else? Thanks.
Hey,
You should’ve asked someone else then. That’s not my fault.
[mocks him] You should’ve asked someone else then.
Hey,
Then why hike? Why not just pretend to hike and walk around the school as a workout? It’d be a lot easier for us to just crash when we’d want to.
Because the scenery around here is pretty af. Plus, I really wanna not see the school for a little while --it’s depressing.
Hey,
How far would we be going if I do go?
Considering I’ve been eating nothing but tacos and pizza for the past two months probably not far.
