trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@afroballs-blog
Ask my muse a question. They have to either answer truthfully or take off a piece of their clothing.
Stuck in the closet™
“Is something blocking the door...?”
No homo only bromo™
“Hey, same!”
Balls on fire TM
“You’re calling me hot, right?”
cheeto puff™
“... I like cheetos.”
I'm Lovin' It™
Character Flaws
bunchofrpmemes:
Bold the ones that apply to your character:
absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | aimless | alcoholic | anxious | arrogant | audacious | bad liar | bigmouth | bigot | blindly obedient | blunt | callous | childish | chronic heroism | clingy | clumsy | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cowardly | cruel | cynical | delinquent | delusional | dependent | depressed | deranged | disloyal | ditzy | egotistical | envious | erratic | fickle | finicky | flaky | frail | fraudulent | guilt complex | gloomy | gluttonous | gossiper | gruff | gullible | hedonistic | humorless | hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist | idiotic | ignorant | immature | impatient | incompetent | indecisive | insecure | insensitive | lazy | lewd | liar | lustful | manipulative | masochistic | meddlesome | melodramatic | money-loving | moody | naive | nervous | nosy | ornery | overprotective | overly sensitive | paranoid | passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessmist | petty | power-hungry | proud | pushover | reckless | reclusive | remorseless | rigorous | sadistic | sarcastic | senile | selfish | self-martyr | shallow | sociopathic | sore loser | spineless | spiteful | spoiled | stubborn | tactless | temperamental | timid | tone-deaf | traitorous | unathletic | ungracious | unlucky | unsophisticated | untrustworthy | vain | withdrawn | workaholic
Send a word/phrase that you associate with my muse + ™
cutelittlerpmemes:
Example “Cutie™”
Send TM if you can’t see the symbol
voltstar:
afroballs:
voltstar
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fmk volkner aaron cyrus
“In your wildest dreams. I’m not marrying someone that hogs the bed.”
“I don’t hog the bed…!”
“Least I don’t take all the blankets with me.”
“Have you ever taken your body temperature? You’re hot all of the time.”
“… What I mean is, your body practically radiates heat, so clearly I need the warmth more than you do.”
Hot all the time--
“I-I mean, just use me if you’re cold then! Don’t have to hog the sheets...!”
voltstar replied to your post:fmk volkner aaron cyrus
“In your wildest dreams. I’m not marrying someone that hogs the bed.”
“I don’t hog the bed...!”
“Least I don’t take all the blankets with me.”
moraibi replied to your post:moraibi replied to your post:moraibi replied to...
im buying a big sword just for you
“You seem upset.”
moraibi replied to your post:moraibi replied to your post:fmk lucian aaron...
i;ll kill you one day
auraprotector replied to your post:fmk volkner riley cynthia
I feel betrayed Flint, I really do
“Hey...! It’s nothing personal!”
“It’s not like I’d actually want to.”
moraibi replied to your post:fmk lucian aaron bertha
you’d marry your grandma? disgusting.
“Yeah, platonically. For cookies.”
“You’ve got no idea how good her cooking is.”
fmk volkner riley cynthia
“Fuck Cynthia, marry Volkner, kill Riley.”
What do you think? FMK for Thorton, Palmer and Caitlin~?
“Uhh... Never really thought about it.”
“I don’t really know Caitlin, but she’s cute, am I right? Do her, then? Not sure I’d be a great match for Thorton, so guess I’d kill him, and marry Palmer?”