PUFFWHISPER // INTERPLANETARY SURF REPORT
Mercury: too spicy.
Venus: no.
Earth: currently the best surf spot in the Milky Way.
Mars: surprisingly bad UV situation.
Jupiter: no beach. vibes unbelievable.
Saturn: beautiful. impossible.
Uranus: cold.
Neptune: colder.
Titan: wetsuit required. absolutely not.
As far as we know, Earth is undefeated.
We’re fixing that.













