efurrybody wants to be a cat

Hopefurlly Afurliated with Fates Rewritten :3

[afurnityfurfelines]

20,40,1

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

it's not really an illness, but when nepeta was young, her parents were worried that she landed somewhere on the autism spectrum. however, after a number of visits to various medical professionals, it was decided that she is not. she just has different interests for which she's passionate.

40: How misanthropic are they?

nepeta loves people! she can talk with them all day! however, she much prefers having conversations online, rather than face-to-face. because she can't rp face-to-face.

1: What does their bedroom look like?

nepeta's bedroom is kinda messy! her bed is never made, and her sheets are usually bundled up in the middle of her bed so she can curl up in it. she has tons of pieces of paper strewn across her room with pictures drawn on, as well as a few with stories printed upon them. she sometimes draws on her walls with crayons.

[dehluxe]

Light Luxury 🐷

[afurnityfurfelines]

11, 12, 31, 47, 49

11: Intellectual pursuits?

nepeta would love to be a writer! she spends lots of the day practicing by writing fanfiction about her favorite book, comic, and movie characters. sometimes she even writes silly, absurd little stories filled with love and fluff.

12: Favorite book genre?

nepeta can read pretty much anything that catches her attention! sure, they say don’t judge a book by its cover, but she typically only pays attention to pretty, colorful books that catch her eye.

31: Most prized possession?

her hat!

47: How do they express love?

nepeta would probably express her love by writing your name in her notebook a bunch of times. maybe doodling some shippy pictures of herself with you. or rubbing her face against yours and purring.

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

of course she is! what kind of person isn’t afraid of dying? it’ll probably hurt, and it means she won’t be able to see her nice friends anymore!

[lokalrunde]

[cittamemes]

Send me a sentence for my character’s reaction:

I’d rather die.

Did you hear that?

I know what I saw.

That doesn’t make any sense.

Promise me, you’ll never do that again…

Don’t touch me.

We make a good team.

What’s the news?

Do you hear yourself?

Are those wedding bells I detect?

You stole that from me

You’re joking, right?

I can’t see anything.

You’re bleeding…

Are you drunk?

Who do you think you are?

Don’t leave.

How did that happen?

Why won’t you believe me?

I want to help.

I’m not going to make it.

Tell me the truth.

You’re cut off.

You’ll come bail me out, right?

You’re scaring me.

[mostlycatsmostly]

(via Artyom Bushenev)

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

[afurnityfurfelines]

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[nicekitties]

[afurnityfurfelines]

B100berries and gRaPeS || memory oo1

Nepeta: Be past-life Nepeta. 

this is so much fun! you love crawling through the vents and spying on your friends! equius doesn't think it's an activity worthy of your participation, but what does he know? he's just a big, silly hypocrite. he's probably just mad because he's too STRONG to fit in the vents himself!

the metal clangs beneath you as you move through. the first thing you spy is a gruesome murder! pucefoot, berrybreath, and doctor honeytongue lie before you, gruesomely massacred in a manner you've never seen before! on the wall behind is a message scrawled in some silly brown grubpaint, like the kind tavros has! you wonder if he saw it yet!

the next grate has another silly brown painting. someone wrote a message in the same brown, reading 'are you next? :o)' "h33 h33! next for what?" you wonder to yourself. someone is being really silly around here!

the next room you walk through has some broken transportalizers. but you don't pay much attention to them. after all, your adventure is only halfway done! the next stretch is pretty much a straight path directly to a single grate. you wonder what's inside!

Nepeta: P33r through grate. 

the sight your poor, innocent eyes fall upon break your heart. your eyes widen as you helplessly watch your moirail as he's strangled until he's b100 in the face.

you won't stand for this! gamzee just murdered your good friend, and you can't sit up here and watch! you need to spring into action! you ready your claws for attack, and you keep repeating in your head 'what would ac do? what would ac do? what would ac do?'

you've decided.

Nepeta: Pounce. 

but it's no use. he is too strong. before you can even lay a claw on gamzee, he grabs hold of your arm, and you think you hear an audible snap. he uses your weapons to self-mutilate himself, slicing himself purple across the face.

you are terrified.

[fimmifimmi]

[decoygraphy-deactivated20140530]

♙—}} Whines. “It’s ridiculously hot!! If the weather gets hotter than this I’ll die of heat stroke!”

[afurnityfurfelines]

"that would be a catastrophe! we need to get you cooled down! hurry hurry hurry!!" you push the boy gently, trying to lead him somewhere cooler. you're worried that he might actually die!!

[afurnityfurfelines]

purrgatory :33 < frw event

you're pretty sure you just died and went to heaven. or, at least, a really fluffy, really adorable purrgatory. or purrcatory, since you just realized you could fit another cat pun in there. and then you realize that gato is spanish for cat. aw man, so many choices! you giggle as the kitty rubs his face up against your hands, purring loudly and happily at the feeling. why did you wait this long to get a cat?

oh yeah, it's because this isn't your cat. it's roxy's cat, who you agreed to kittysit while she went out to paralia for who knows what. you were pretty much too excited about the kittysitting by the time she explained herself. so it may not be purrgatory, but it's probably the closest thing you can find on earth!

you lift the kitty up into your arms and smoosh your face into his furry tummy. he meows to be let down, but you indulge yourself for a few more seconds. but when he starts flailing, you let him back down.

"are you having fun, frigglish?" he yawns, and you giggle at the response. you're pretty sure he's yawning because he's sleepy, and not because you're boring. "aw, let's lay down and have a nice cat nap!" you curl up beside him on the bed, using your fingertips to pet his little furry temples. his purrs slowly soften as he drifts off to sleep.

[bajsbanan-deactivated20150109]

There is no such thing as “just a cat”.

[marcolinguardo]

[catrulez]

[afurnityfurfelines]

"You're bleeding!"

"oh no!! i must've pricked myself with my claws! do you have a bandaid? can you help me find a bandaid???? this is purretty bad!"

you look like a pretty pathetic little kitty right now. you should probably clean up pretty quick, though. you wouldn't want to get blood on your favorite jacket!