Hazbin Sideblog

The hyperfixation is real. Mainly interested in the Vees

[twiggietime]

When you're very straight and you accidentally gender detect that cute new guy.

[giulia-lo-art]

A chit-chat

[ashlikesnow2]

God, I’m obsessed with the dynamic between these three.

[agamblersfallacy]

Incredibly funny that Vox started off as a meteorologist. Not business. Not tech. NOTHING he’s supposedly lording over in Hell. Weather.

Unlike Val and Vel, absolutely nothing his brand puts out is designed by him. Hell, he’s not even particularly good at making deals! He’s a decent manipulator, but he has to brute force it when his control slips through hypnosis. His power is in his ability to get things from others. Alastor is right. He’d be nothing if there wasn’t a team covering his ass.

And the one SINGULAR thing he’s actually qualified to understand? He fumbles that too. He doesn’t even know about scream rain. He’s a meteorologist who has been in Hell for seventy years and he doesn’t even know the weather.

[kremzzzzzz]

The meeting

[420technoblazeit]

did anybody notice vox's stupid fucking pout while the vees were running away btw. he's sad because they didn't let him detonate a whole nuclear bomb and kill everyone

[agamblersfallacy]

RIP Velvette, you would have loved giving your Labubu plastic surgery

[linus-krass]

this is my truth and I'm sticking to it.

I had to research fluorescent catsharks for my internship the other day and since I've been having insane Hazbin Hotel brainrot I figured I'd make this.

[agamblersfallacy]

I feel like people keep forgetting that Velvette was actually the first to propose taking over heaven, all the way back in season one. We aren’t sure what kind of briefing the Vee’s had before the overlord meeting, but considering Vox and Valentino were losing their shit over Alastor and Angel Dust, respectively, I can imagine she was the one holding things together for that stretch.

No one talks about it, and it’s so interesting. Obviously Vox deserves to be made fun of for his megalomania, but Velvette was on it from day one. One singular dead angel. No idea how it happened, or if it was replicable. Doesn’t matter. She goes in with full confidence telling the other overlords (at her FIRST EVER MEETING BTW) to “take the fight to them” (heaven).

(And then she stays at home watching TV during the extermination while three OTHER overlords who initially shot her down are contributing, but that feels more like a group decision on the Vee’s part)

Moving onto season two, she didn’t doubt their plan for a second. Even as it was clear Vox was pushing her and Valentino out more and more, she STILL took them eventually ruling heaven together as a given. I’m positive she still believes they could have done it if Vox didn’t go nuts. That’s drive. That’s dedication. No wonder she and Vox get along.

[dreamerskulls]

Adding onto this with the context that the majority or at least likely half of Velvette's time in Hell has been during the exterminations!

Like no fucking wonder she hates Heaven. She died during the 2010s and the exterminations has been going on for seven at least.

She had likely only been in Hell for a few years at most when they began. So Yeah...aside from the usual Sinner population not liking Heaven prior to it, I would say Velvette has reason to hate Heaven more than most.

[agamblersfallacy]

You’re ABSOLUTELY right. Adding to that, it’s interesting that her and Valentino’s visualization of angels in Once We Get Up There defaults to exorcists, even when they have access to heaven’s media. Of course the takeover is a power grab, but it’s absolutely about personal revenge too. That’s why it’s so easy to get other sinners on board!

[agamblersfallacy]

I feel like people keep forgetting that Velvette was actually the first to propose taking over heaven, all the way back in season one. We aren’t sure what kind of briefing the Vee’s had before the overlord meeting, but considering Vox and Valentino were losing their shit over Alastor and Angel Dust, respectively, I can imagine she was the one holding things together for that stretch.

No one talks about it, and it’s so interesting. Obviously Vox deserves to be made fun of for his megalomania, but Velvette was on it from day one. One singular dead angel. No idea how it happened, or if it was replicable. Doesn’t matter. She goes in with full confidence telling the other overlords (at her FIRST EVER MEETING BTW) to “take the fight to them” (heaven).

(And then she stays at home watching TV during the extermination while three OTHER overlords who initially shot her down are contributing, but that feels more like a group decision on the Vee’s part)

Moving onto season two, she didn’t doubt their plan for a second. Even as it was clear Vox was pushing her and Valentino out more and more, she STILL took them eventually ruling heaven together as a given. I’m positive she still believes they could have done it if Vox didn’t go nuts. That’s drive. That’s dedication. No wonder she and Vox get along.

[agamblersfallacy]

Not to commit blasphemy against the Hazbin god or whatever, but it’s kind of wild to put Sera in charge of Everything without giving her access to some form of omniscience. I don’t think her actions were that unreasonable given the incomplete information she was working with and instructions that pretty directly implied sinners were deemed unworthy. It’s basically a perfectly crafted cocktail for severe eternal guilt, and it almost makes it seem like she’s the one being tested in all of this.

She’s stronger than me fr, I would’ve thrown myself into the sun.

[alxxbee]

Emily doodles 🪽

[hearsetears]

day 1: praise for the vvinter vees 2025!!

[snailik]

This is what I imagine their interaction to look like

[vesperyl]

hi staticmoth nation

they're so stupid

[agamblersfallacy]

Given the cultural role music seems to play in Hell, Vox’s stupid “doorels” rhyme really should’ve been an immediate indicator that he was going through a manic episode