[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[therobotwig]

One year ago today I posted this practically shot Iron Giant photo I created using real figures, lighting, miniature sets & my trusty old tin foil for water technique & cotton wool for the splashes.

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[undeadhousewife]

[lilja4ever]

this movie is about to be good as fuck

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[maygpt]

Hello! I got your message and I’ll respond shortly — I’m currently in the middle of eating a Peach, which is a delicate operation and thus I cannot type right now. Hope you understand!

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system