Agatha All Along Confessional Booth

This felt very needed. I shall serve you all.

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Do you have HOT TAKES about agatha harkness and her fucked up coven? Did you put a dirty pad on your poster of Rio Vidal? Do you HATE a well beloved character… or do you have a relatively tame headcanon or fun agatha related experience you’d like to share? Submit them to me, your singular admin of the (hopefully first I think) AGATHA ALL ALONG CONFESSION ACCOUNT! who wants aaaaaallllll the tea.

Tag System will be added more in depth after we get a few asks in, but right now characters will be tagged, if something is viewed negatively there will be a /neg in the specified character or ship tag. NSFW will also be tagged as nasty. There is no particularly banned subjects yet, but that might be subject to change depending on how insane asks get. I won’t comment directly on anything on this account.

Please submit your asks anonymously!

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I have an interesting take but Rio just really...really likes licking.

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I don’t care for Agatha at all. Like, I love the rest of the characters. I’m totally obsessed with Rio and Lilia. But Agatha just doesn’t connect with me, I don’t dislike her per se, I’m just indifferent. I don’t even think of her at all outside of her relationship with Rio (and even then I don’t think of her often).

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I think that if Agatha was a politician she’d be one of those gay republicans :/

But then she’d turn around and slaughter them like hogs.

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I cannot STAND Billy, Agatha should've killed him when she had her opportunity

His character is unoriginal and was only needed in the first two episodes, I happily skip EP 6 because I just can't

If I had the Billy Funko pop he would be thrown at the wall so many times, hell, I'd probably even throw it out into the road

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Agathario are into really hardcore kinky shit (Rio can't die come on now) and it's really really rare for them to have anything sexually soft

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I didn't care for Sharon at all. Her death actually made the show way more enjoyable to me

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I wish there were more Rio x Reader fics out there that didn’t also include Agatha. Everyone is thirsting over Rio yet no one is writing it (except me, but sometimes it’s nice to not read your own writing).

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Whenever Rio came on the screen I did too

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I fantasize about Rio fucking a baby into me when it's solo sexitimes

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Ask box is now set up for confessions! Send one my way :3