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call me ace | any pronouns | 21 | mostly dimension 20 rn | i write sometimes! @itsace on ao3

[n1-adora-fan]

MADELAINE CANON GIRLKISSER CANON GIRLKISSER IM JUMPING FOR JOY AS WE SPEAK

[sneezingisnotnormal]

“Lavonte and HJ are married” ok I love it but have you considered: Lavonte fully understands their relationship as married and HJ genuinely thinks they’re just really good business partners who fuck sometimes.

[griddlemybeloved]

[brennan-lee-mother]

You’re laughing. Emily saw her dentist taking pictures outside of a stripclub and get in trouble for it and you’re laughing.

[nosnexus]

BOB's YOUR UNCLE!

City Council of Darkness episode 2

[weaselace]

would madeleine d'artois/vesper "bat child" childers be considered age gap yuri or no? asking for a friend (me)

[violetwoodsorrel]

La Contesse

[weaselace]

if hj wingstreet and margaret encino met they would either

team up and fix every societal issue ever, creating a perfectly streamlined and efficient utopia

immediately attempt to destroy each other, through mostly financial means but also maybe a little bit of blood sucking

[florensicz]

she'll never work a day in her life

[weaselace]

love being a pitt fan during this season of dimension 20 cuz every time brennan said the name whittaker all i could picture were those sad doctor eyes

[haleyusesherwords]

Enjoying the group dynamic of City Council of Darkness so far, because obviously our Superheroes Murph and Emily are attached at the hip. And Ally and Lou have truly perfected the Codependent, Emotional Support, Dumbass, Bonded Pair of Coworkers energy they’ve got going on.

And those are great pairings, don’t get me wrong

But it ALSO means, at some point this season, Zaeth and the Countess are going to get paired up together

And I have never been more confident in 2 characters ability to stumble headfirst into a side quest ending in utter chaos

The rest of the City Council of Darkness: So did you guys finish your task in town?

Zaeth and Madeline:

[tabiracity]

hey turns out the quest is actually being super fucking hot and bisexual and seducing a middle-aged married couple

[nosnexus]

OH BOY, HERE WE GO!

City Council of Darkness episode 1

[haleyusesherwords]

*unspools red string*

So the new D20 season is about vampires.....

*grabs container of multicolored pushpins*

....and do you know who the natural enemy of vampires is?

*sticks pin into conspiracy board*

....that's right. Werewolves.

*sticks another pin into conspiracy board*

...and do you know what descended from wolves? Dogs.

*draws the red strings across the board while muttering conspiratorially*

....and in Purpee, Oregon, in this town the vampires are trying to take over this season...who is the mayor????

*slams a weathered photograph against the board*

That's right!

ITS A DOG!!

The Intrepid Heroes CITY COUNCIL of Darkness is going to have to have to fight the crusty white werewolf dog MAYOR as the BBEG this season

I rest my CASE

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

it doesn't count as a crime if the wind did it

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

nothing can make a person more confident about aging than an intrepid heroes season of d20 cause i swear to god every single one of them only gets hotter with time

[song-of-baldy-ron]

Ally Beardsley setting out to finally answer the age-old literary question “what if Jay Gatsby took SSRIs”

[cornercritter]

Reverend, she was not raised to work!