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Hihi, dis is ellies totally awesum totally nothalfassed intro thingy...

gabimandy/radiationshipping is my saw otp!!! ☝️☝️☝️⬆️⬆️⬆️ andand i call dem gabimandy cuz.. me thinks itz cuter than gabrimanda or radiationshipping^_^^_^^_^

mylittleproshipper

Manifesting a darkship to become canon so all the antis in the fandom lose their minds

mrboogerlip

Jason and Marcus would be the funniest ass ship. I feel like they are both really flirty until someone flirts back and then they are just: 😐

What do you think would happen if they did start dating and Jason ended up where MC was?

I feel like that would be harder because they are both cops and Jason doesn't seem like he could be as easily emotionally manipulated. (I got bored one night and went heavy into this man's lore).

Also I imagine Marcus calling Jason "kitten" and Jason just being confused as fuck but just going with it.

Also Chris. Nothing much to say I just absolutely love him. I made a good character (went detailed because I'm apeshit) for him to date after he breaks up so now he is happy and taken care of. He went through six years of therapy. (Please let me have this).

- 🐠 anon

(I'm sorry for bothering you but you are one of the few still really active and I love that)

Also I know she's obsessed with Chris (and I'm choosing to ignore that because ew) but aria is dom femme lesbian. (She's actually bi with a MAJOR preference towards women). I will not take criticism.

Thank you and goodnight!

Haha! I think Jason would be a little more open to it, maybe XD

I agree with you! I doubt Jason could be easily emotionally manipulated. In fact, I can imagine he could even trick Marcus into thinking he has him wrapped around his finger, when in reality it’s the other way around…

I think Jason would make a great kitten XD

AGH Chris… that boy deserves someone nice… I like to think he gets his happy ending considering the “Coffee” scene :3 (I'm so glad I can think of Aria's route as canon instead of Chris's)

That’s totally alright, fishy anon! :D

Also, sorry about the late reply! I suddenly got a little insecure about making so many text posts, so I stopped... and then when I stopped feeling like that, I got lazy XDD (Don’t worry, you’re not the only one. I have something else in my inbox from like 3 months ago. Although, it is art related...)

Well, whoever Aria is with, she definitely won’t let them top her that easily!! They have to work for it!!

Personally, I find the incest thing quite hilarious and endearing in a way… But that’s just because I have weird tastes LOL

theshypinkflower

JACK!!! I love your version so much. He's so cute I just want to rub my face against his chest hair and pubes! Sorry (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ).. Got excited! But... I wanna ask if you have any specific sfw / NSFW hcs about him especially the icky ones with his whole necrophilia thing (｡>﹏<｡)

OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM TO SHARE JACK HCS he took forever for me to rewrite. Idk how but like necro with Lawrence is an experience, but necro with Jack is not enjoyable. Like they’re both doing a gross thing but Jack makes me cringe about it.

Anyways!

SFW:

-Sooooo in love with his wife (I rewrote his lore so it’s not MC it’s actually a woman). Would do anything for her (in fact he does since she can’t move), in fact it’s borderline obsession the way he keeps her in the basement

-Somewhere in the basements there’s acid strong enough to melt your flesh but not your bones! There’s also a bathtub, a drain, and a bed

-He still has the tuxedo from his wedding day!

-Despite his wife being dead, he still wears his wedding ring

-Has a PhD in psychology, so technically you refer to him as DOCTOR Buchanan

-Still a professor at a university, Sano is his favorite student! Sano literally is just like the best in his class and always seems invested in his lectures

-His favorite book is Metamorphis by Kafka, his second favorite is Crime and Punishment

-Professional gaslighter, bro knows your brain better than you

-He still goes down to the basement to visit his wife. Lays in the bed and cuddles her, he even talks to her like she’s listening

-Old literature enthusiast

-Writes texts like he’s writing an essay. With capitalization and punctuation

-Blind if he doesn’t have glasses, seriously his lenses are THICK

-Really exhibits some obsessive behaviors outside of his wife, at least when she first dies. Like at work he doesn’t want anyone touching his things, and he seems a little too invested in the school’s lab operation hours. You guess what blonde starts raising brows at his behaviors…

NSFW:

-He’s a switch! Usually does dom, but he likes being sub too!

-Mostly dates people so he can that semblance of his wife again. He’ll slowly change you into doing something with your hair or wearing contacts so that it feels like his corpse bride is once more alive

-Still, nothing replaces that feeling of something being so cold and stiff. At first he did it cause he was depressed and was grieving, but now he just can’t stop

-The feeling of cold skin and that sickly pale look is just what gets him going, it reminds him of when he first done it. All sobbing and apologizing to his wife, saying he just missed her so much. He thinks that even a corpse has beauty to it

-So good at oral its a shame he fucks dead people

-Has a huge bride fetish. Like seriously. He gets bridal magazines just so he can look at the dresses and lingerie and get a hard on. It’s like a teenage boy using a mundane magazine like it’s a playboy. If you’re gonna wear anything to impress him, it best be in white

-Clinger. Bro is wrapping his arms around you like a koala and he ain’t letting up until it’s over

-Unfortunately finding about his skeleton wife is automatic death. In fact it’d be one of the few times you witness bro crash out

-Usually grinds against his corpse bride or uses a fleshlight with her

-Very gentle sex guy. He wants to appreciate feeling everything during it. The way your breathing picks up, the way you throw your head back.

-It’s not that Jack can’t have sex with living people (in fact sometimes he wants it)m it’s just corpses help with his ongoing grief

mrboogerlip

UGUGHH I love this (necrophilic) old man too much…

In my mind, Jack would be really cute on the bottom, so... you know... LOL

I think Jack is the least favorite of the guys, because of the, uh, interesting things he’s into XDD But the reason I like him is… for purely romantic/emotional reasons… Which then of course eventually translated to sexual interest. (Honestly, I was not into him at all when I first saw him XD)

Every time I start his route, I shed literal tears AND THAT’S NOT A JOKE… He just seems so nice… It’s like I’m watching such a normal marriage at the beginning…

You were never meant to find out Jack’s secret… He just wanted to live out a normal life with you and keep his hobbies separate from your life together… Even though he loves fucking dead bodies, he never wanted to do that to you… He loved you with both your body and mind intact…

You’re led to believe that Jack WILL kill you and somehow preserve your body so that you don’t rot away, but in the end… he never does that. There is no ending where he does that… He just… leaves you in the end… (the easiest ending to get, in my opinion)

I cried while I was typing this LOL

UGGHGH this maggot old man is making me so emotional……

I was supposed to draw Marcus, but I don’t know what happened

I was seduced by a 50 year old man

theshypinkflower

Okay yall, not sure if you’ve read some of my more recent posts, but I’ve mentioned I’ve redesigned and rewritten Jack from TDDUP

Problem is, I can’t pick a redesign to settle on!

The smooth face makes him look like Medic, the beard kinda makes him look like Rire, and his original stubble is just…idk..

Please help me I feel like I cannot expand on my rewrite unless I can settle on a redesign 😭

HEEEEELP

Smooth

Beard

Scruff

Voting ended onApr 25, 2025

(This man has such terrible posture…sigh..)

milumi11037

tw half naked body boobies idk

i luv alice she's so sweet

(kinda old art from may, okay?)

awapuqinovi

Chris again :>

shreddedcrane

You should keep including John (if you want of course). He has a lot of secret fans I just can't prove it yet. Also he just...he's so funny to me. Like the difference between him and Marcus in that route... 😭

Anyways I decided to do linguistic headcanons because I'm a language nerd (English, Farsi, Russian, and Spanish 💪)

Jack: Very smart. Fluent in English as well as German and one other language (I can't decide) also fluent in Latin because why wouldn't he be.

Jason: His dad made him learn German because being bilingual has SO many benefits. He didn't pick it up easily but he was so dedicated he's at a B1 level. Also know conversational Spanish for his job. (Bonus for you that no one else needs: West is fluent in Vietnamese (spoke it at home and never forgot. Tried to teach Jason...didn't go so well but Jason really tried!), also German (from being with the Buchanan's/school) and English!)

Marcus: English and Filipino. His ass is NOT fluent but he lies and says he is to impress people (he knows enough that it works). Also Spanish (took it four years in high school for his job).

Chris: I dont really see him knowing another language. Took French three years in highschool. Remembers how to introduce himself (I still love him).

John: Okay he knows Spanish well but speaks with the whitest accent ever. Like babe actually just don't talk and let me do it (but seriously most people love it when someone is learning their native tongue) (I giggle happily when someone tells me they are learning Farsi)

- 🐠 anon (Have a good one!)

YES LET'S GO LANGUAGE HEAD CANONS!! I'm only fluent in English, semi-fluent in Korean due to family, and familiar with Tagalog thanks to my husband. I've tried to pick up other languages, they've just eluded me! Onto the boys, though! I do know for a fact that Jack is fluent in a few languages, as he reads a lot of texts in other languages! The languages I remember him canonically knowing aside from English are Italian and French. He has to know Latin, you're totally right about that. I feel like most of EP's characters know German too, so I can see Jack knowing it as well!! THANK YOU FOR THE BONUS I was wondering If West might've been Vietnamese with that last name and oh Jason our dear boy, we know he tried. I do know for a fact Marcus can speak Tagalog (Filipino) non-fluently. It's very much more like "I heard these 20 words growing up and that's what I retained" but you are so right, he is absolutely misusing it to impress people. We love Chris no matter what (I ALSO cannot picture him knowing another language, that's so funny). As for John I will keep including him! I know he has at least one fan (one of my dearest friends cried when he first died, we still laugh about it and our conversations are where A LOT of the headcanons for him come from). He is every white man speaking Spanish, but damn it he tried 😭

btdtpofconfessions

Is Till death do us part in the conversation?

Because HOLY SHIT does ao3 absolutely LACK fics of almost ANYBODY

And i have to look into the scraps of EP just to find any art i want of those little cuties :((((

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finnyboychee

guys i made my first meme

i should’ve put his face closer but whatever man im 100%ing these fuckers rn

theshypinkflower

I promise I still make original content lol

shreddedcrane

Til Death Do Us Part Headcanons: Restaurant Edition (TDDUP)

What kind of food preference do they have, where do they go when they want a bite to eat, and of course, where would they be taking you? Jack Buchanan: Jack likes a nice restaurant, typically one where you might not be able to read the menu, and the prices probably aren’t on it, either. French, Italian, small plates for sure, and usually a quiet dining space to just gently discuss the day over the meal. If he’s feeling up for actually going out for a good time though, it’ll be for Sushi. One of those places where they bring you whole rolls by the boat, and you’d be surprised how much he can eat between conversations. When he’s with people he’d consider good company, friends even, his typical cold demeanor warms up quite a bit.

Chris King: Chris is a bit of a wildcard, because while he wants to be romantic and outgoing, he’s pretty self conscious in a way where he feels like all decisions he makes are wrong. He’ll ask you what your preferences are, where you’d like to go, and he’ll make sure it happens. If it was up to him though, he’d probably wanna go somewhere simple. He likes hotdogs from sporting events and knows a couple good local chilli dog spots. You’d be amazed to watch how fast he can crush a footlong chilli dog. Or two. His ideal date spot would be Dairy Queen, so after chilli dogs you both could split a hot fudge sundae.

Marcus De La Cruz: Marcus really seems like he’d want to take you somewhere impressive, and if he doesn’t know you well, he might. But when he knows you? You guys are getting burgers. Good burgers. Not some franchise where it’s all the same shit type burger, but real ass burgers and fries from a place that definitely looks like it should’ve been shut down in the early 2000s. It’s his favourite joint to hit on his route when he’s on patrol and if he likes you, he’s taking you there. Afterwards? Milkshakes. Just trust him (this is terrible advice about Marcus any other time).

Bonus

Jason Buchanan: Jason’s a big fan of sports bars, but not really to watch the sports. He loves wings and doesn’t mind the loud chaos of a place like Buffalo Wild Wings. He’s fun and casual, and he likes to order a lot of food for the table. Back when TGIFriday’s had their endless appetizer’s, that was his go to place for hanging out with friends, a date, or both at the same time. Even though the place is usually loud and crowded, Jason has a way of commanding a room, and you’ll definitely still be able to talk over the crowd with him. Just, maybe don’t hold hands until after the date (too much sauce everywhere, ya know?).

John (LOL): John is more about the people he’s with vs the food, which means you’ll often end up at a fast food place like Subway or especially McDonalds. Mostly because he wants the little collectables, but also because he’s big on the french fry in the icecream bit (when the machine works, of course). If he has the money for it that week, he’d want to get one of those date night meal kits from Hello Fresh or something like that. It probably won’t turn out great, but making the food with you was really the part he cared about anyway.

awapuqinovi

What will help with depression more? A psychology professor or a lobotomy?

1ceshr0om

shreddedcrane

I love Chris king so much, I'm so glad you write for him!!!!

What types of books do you think the tddup characters would read?

Also are you aware of Jack's son Jason? What do you think about him?

I will be really honest, Chris King's route is my least played route in all of the games EP's worked on or made. I LOVE Chris, and knowing the place where his pain was coming from was so fucking hard to stomach. I think he is one of the most well written characters and my heart genuinely ached for him. As for Jason, I love adore him! I included him in my TDDUP Restaurant HeadCanons and I wish we had more of him! I think his relationship with Marcus is cheeky and charming, and I love to picture Jack trying to handle raising him. Jason will forever be my reminder of that meme where the mom is talking to her son like "What do you have?" "a knife!" "NOO!!!" Because someone made a fanart of Jason for it (I can't remember if it was EP or someone else but it was so funny I could cry). To answer the ask though: Jack Buchanan: Jack is an avid reader, often picking up a book any time he can, his days off eagerly spent in a book store looking to add to his personal home library. While he reads non-fiction for work, he's much more a fan of horror and fiction. Maybe a surprising detail, but he loves Junji Ito novels, Uzumaki being his favourite, as spectacle horror speaks to him. He is a big fan of Otsuichi's novel Goth and his other works, as well as Thomas Harris' Hannibal Lecter series. His favourite thing to read though? His partner's writing. The MC in Jack's route is implied to be a writer of some kind, and he'd be very supportive of this, always their number one fan even if he's quiet about it. Chris King: Romance Novels. Say it with me. Romance. Novels. He loves them. He yearns for them. He had a romantasy phase. He read Sarah J Maas' near-entire body of work. He picked up so many of the little quick reads moms would usually grab from the store with those cute cartoon covers, and he went through them by the hour. Chris loves love. He loves the idea of being able to show his partner that they're wanted the way the girls in those books are. He's gone down the dark romance path too, and at first, he struggled with how much he liked reading those stories. He'd find himself thinking about doing the things he read about in them and something about that resonated. Now, he shamelessly picks up whatever he wants from the BookTok section of Books-A-Million, all the while having no clue what that means. Marcus De La Cruz: And then there's Marcus. Does Marcus read? Well. Sometimes. Sort of? ... No, not really. He'll flick through a sports magazine, but he really just looks at the pictures. He used to read when he was younger, sure, like a lot younger, but he uh. Grew out of it. In like... Third Grade? He liked Goosebumps books back then, but he kind of stopped reading them after he found out there was a show. Marcus would probably have a decent time if he picked up one of those Dark Romance Books Chris liked, I'm sure he'd get all kinds of ideas, but actually getting him to pick it up might be the real problem. I'll throw Jason in as a Bonus! Jason Buchanan: Jason is a reader, much like his father. While Jack enjoys a lot of horror manga, Jason picked up good 'ol American comic books, very specifically DC comics. He's an avid fan of the Batman universe, has been since he was a kid. He loves the video games, shows, and movies, too. Despite sharing his first name with Red Hood, Dick Grayson has always been his favourite Robin, and Batman & Harley Quinn is his favourite movie. He's prone to start rambling about the in universe lore anytime someone will let him, which has caught people off guard more than once. Jason doesn't quite look like the guy who can tell you the different artists and writers from a glance, but he sure can.

mrboogerlip

"I want to remind you..."

He pulled out his knife and tapped it against my leg.

"...of who you belong to."

He put my leg down near him.

"Yes... please..."

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I was just thinking... Crazy Estevan would really love this, wouldn't he? Marcus really scored big when he got with someone with abandonment issues!

Yes, we are OFFICIALLY stepping into delusional territory!! (Yippee!) :DD Only if this post survives though! If it doesn't, I might give up and not post the Super Silly things here I have in mind to draw XD

This scene used to make me queasy... but now I love it LOL It's so good... This is exactly how you show someone who they belong to!!! Next step should be defying biology and getting Estevan pregnant through his ass!!! (Marcus should be taking notes)

I actually drew this wrong. Marcus was jacking Estevan off on the first three letters, but on the last half he started fingering him. It aggravated me to the point where I almost redrew this, but I've made peace with my mistakes now... I drew his tattoo the wrong way too, because at that point I just thought, "oh well whatever" LOL

This is the picture I saw of this tattoo. :3 I wonder if it’s still canon? (I literally don't know the context for this. I just saw it somewhere)

So cute...

Also, when I first played this game, I read the warning for Marcus's route as "sacrification". When he kidnapped Estevan and brought him to this room, I thought, "Okay when is the ritual gonna start" LOL

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