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[itsyaboimothman]

Moth's Bedtime Stories

hello friends! been meaning to make a pinned post of my podfics for a while now, so here it is :)

Moth's Bed Time Stories (the collection as a whole)

Batfamily: holy bedtime story batman

***Podfic*** the haunt

***Podfic*** the haven

***Podfic*** This is Why Sex Ed Is Important

***Podfic*** I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long

***Podfic*** The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne

***Podfic***Banshee In a Well

***Podfic*** My Soul Sings

***Podfic*** Under(under)cover

***Podfic*** strange fear I ain't felt for years

***Podfic*** A Robin at Rest

***Podfic*** Last Request

***Podfic***dry your smoke-stung eyes

***Podfic*** if you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot

***Podfic*** i (didn't) Know you'd catch me

***Podfic***Just Say No

***Podfic***where you land

***Podfic*** On Running

***Podfic***kingmaker

***Podfic***Oh Baby I am a Wreck When I'm Without You

***Podfic*** The poisoned apple (far from the tree)

***Podfic***spent my evenings pullin' stars out of the sky

***Podfic***Operation: Save Batman and Robin

***Podfic***Jason Todd vs. The Ao3 Curse

***Podfic***Breaking The Mould

***Podfic***what you deserve

***Podfic***Batman, go grab your Robin...Wait wrong Robin!

***Podfic***like a damsel in distress

***Podfic***heat-seeking missile

Star Wars: sleeping under the the stars(wars)

***Podfic***Oya Manda'lor

***Podfic***It Was My Life (And Then You Took It)

***Podfic*** You get to live here, too

***Podfic*** by the twitching of my whiskers

***Podfic*** The Apple Became the Tree

***Podfic*** Steps already taken

***Podfic*** The Games the Gods Play

***Podfic*** Sacrificed (For a Cause) and Taken (For a Reason)

***Podfic*** A Mand'alor (or Two)

***Podfic*** mine mine mine

***Podfic***When Din Met Luke (including While You Were Rambling, Say Anything, and Some Like it Rambling)

Okay these last few are unfinished which is why I put them last:

***Podfic*** Mandalore at Night (Greetings From!)

***Podfic*** The Resident ManDadlorian

***Podfic*** Where Hope is Perservering

One Piece: POV: I've hit you with the sleep sleep fruit >:3

***Podfic***Star-Written Brotherhood

***Podfic***There's a snake in my pantry

***Podfic***insanity runs in the family

***Podfic***The Adoption Bug is Contagious

***Podfic***a place that burns

***Podfic***strange creatures

***Podfic***Breathe

***Podfic***Hide the Knives

***Podfic***blow my blues away

***Podfic***The Many Marriages of the Straw Hat Pirates

***Podfic***Ace Says

***Podfic***on brotherhood

***Podfic***Firsts and Lasts

***Podfic***family connections

***Podfic***Who's on First?

***Podfic***in the night, i dream of you

***Podfic***baby shark, are the waters running red yet?

***Podfic*** The Search for Oneself

Percy Jackson: with great power comes great responsibility to take a nap

***Podfic*** Washed Up On Our Shores

***Podfic*** The Undertow and Its Threshold

MXTX: diversity win! your unreliable narrator is being read a bedtime story

***Podfic***holding together

***Podfic***Demon Summon 101: How to Get a Dog

***Podfic*** Plastromancy

***Podfic*** To Conquer an Emperor

***Podfic*** He was Made for Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds

***Podfic*** better things than greatness

***Podfic*** Rachel for Leah

***Podfic***low (but never zero)

***Podfic***Solandis (this is 2ha not mxtx btw)

***Podfic***Take Me by the Waist to the Water

okay and the um unfinished ones

***Podfic*** Of Destruction and Rebirth

***Podfic*** Darkness shrouded in light

Fullmetal Alchemist:

***Podfic***Madame Christmas' Palace of Pleasures: Psychiatric Counseling Division

I don't think I'm forgetting any...

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[beardedmrbean]

[daggers-drawn]

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

[mrloveballad]

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[maulsearpiercing]

maul is absolutely the type of man who insists he isn't interested in what you're watching, but stands off to the side, staring at the tv with his hands on his hips

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

din djarin, after being given a new honda civic by the cops: "come on son, gotta illegally mod the shit out of this IMMEDIATELY"

[writingdose]

“a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation” ok a fanfic writer will see a blorbo and say put that man in a situation

[assiraphales]

I know padme’s friends were tired. oh so you’re marrying the hormonal teenage space monk who lives halfway across the galaxy that the you’ve seen a total of two months in the last ten years? are we sure this is love or do you just think he’s hot? bc you’re a queen turned senator and he’s emotionally stunted and in a cult. maybe we should at least wait until he cuts off that rat tail perchance?

[papayafromtv]

like, 90% of the time when i see Tim Drake as Joker Junior stuff it includes Jason being like, either traumatised or really uncomfortable with the whole thing because of the Ethiopia incident, but i gotta say i think the opposite would be wayyyyy more entertaining.

Jason finds out Tim was turned into Joker Junior and was, in essence, Joker's adopted son for a while, and his first instinctual thought is 'alright well that kid has to be mine now.'

like, i don't think a lot of us take into account regarding the Joker that Jason isn't always just... terrified of everything Joker-centric. he straight up stole the Red Hood mantle from the guy. he loves jokerized seasoning on his fries. when he first came back to Gotham to kill the Joker he just kinda nabbed him and threw him in a closet all tied up for a while so he could go antagonise Bruce. like, Jason doesn't give a fuck. it's not always fear that fuels his rage against the Joker, it's fuckin' spite.

with that in mind, i think it would be funnier if Jason found out that Joker tried to make Tim into his son and instantly responded with 'ok well fuck the Joker, Tim is now MY son.' and Bruce just has to watch forlorn from the batcomputer as his kid is stolen by his other kid like. at least they aren't fighting this time?

i think Tim was supremely worried about Jason's reaction to Joker Junior stuff, too. like. he fully thought he'd spark a panic attack or get himself killed once Jason found out. instead he accidentally lets out a Joker-laugh one time and Jason's just like fuck yeah kid let it out.

Tim: ...does it not freak you out, or like, remind you of him? Jason: buddy are you joking? i'm wearing one of his old costumes. i have stolen his child. that man is a narcissist who loves attention, the worst revenge we can do to him is to just take all his gimmicks and leave him a nobody. steal his fucking laugh, Timmers, we gotta take that asshole for all he's worth. Tim: ...huh. you know i never thought of it that way. Jason: yeah. me and Harley are thinking of starting up a FWB situation just to really ruin his day. Bruce, yelling from three rooms away: *completely resigned* please do not do that, Jason, ignoring him: -it will also piss off Bruce, which is two birds one stone. Bruce: Jason please i went to school with her. Jason: if we start a family group chat i'll add you, don't worry. Tim: Tim: your way of dealing with trauma is weird.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.