Agent Hood

Lets Get Lost

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Colette, Gribiche

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the sexiest things for a boy to be are desperate and pathetic

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Sprite if you're still knitting stuff 👀

“Always. And this one is a bit obvious but it’s just such a natural fit. The ‘Architecture Cowl’ by Molly Katherine made of Lang lace weight yarn in silver. But I passed it through some local covens to get protection runes and wards embedded in it. Lightweight and functional.”

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[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

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Leland and Augustine, the mer-der husbands

“Ok so when I first saw this pic I thought it was two sweaters that had merged so that’s how I wanted to knit it. I managed to stop myself though because I’m 90% sure if I did you would come after me.”

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Ulrich

“I obviously wanted to make something to make you feel like I was there even when I’m not, so a Nordic pattern of flowers for all the fields of wild alpine flowers that we… well you know. And the yarn I think fits because you have this wonderful quality of making the people around you feel all good and glowy, so something super soft and pink and fuzzy for maximum coziness.”

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Terveiran

“Ok so I don’t really trust that you won’t somehow tear or unravel this within the first week, so you need something I can churn out in an hour so you won’t have to feel bad about needing replacements.”

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Ikaros

“Okay I know I’m being dorky right now but the yarn is called ‘Seaglass’ and I found these buttons online and they’re made of seaglass! I just had to!”

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Hlér

“I know you have a certain vibe you want to put out so I figured socks would be good because it’s something only you would really know. Plus whatever I can do to help keep you warm. I worry okay!?”

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Tiberius

“Ok I legitimately thought about doing a matching piece of Fi’s still might, but nah. You are that bitch and deserve something that reflects that. Mowry’s patterns have blown up and for a good reason; I just love the depth and the way the varigated colors play off each other.”

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Neifion

“Long boys get long cardigans. And because I know you can be a bougie bitch, I did it in cashmere. So never say I never did anything for you.”

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Agent Jötunn

“An absolute classic. Like truly, I don’t think anything but tweed and cable knits would suit you. And I got the softest corridale I could find so you won’t have to suffer any itching.”

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Agent Chimera

“I think this colorway from ‘Punk Rock Unicorn’ is absolutely perfect- it doesn’t stand out at first glance like some other dye lots, but it still has these lovely bits that catch the eye and- ok I’m rambling, but another great thing about this yarn is it’s 15% nylon so it’ll be easy to care for. Regardless it’ll help keep your hands and pockets free when you’re toting around any of your little friends.”

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Agent Ondine

“Ok so obviously you’d need something easy to move in and out of the water in, and I think this linen yarn would standup wonderfully against seawater with minimal enchantment. And the color would make your hair pop”

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//Its been awhile and I’m in a mood so send me a characters name and I’ll reply with an item Parker would knit for them and the yarn she’d do it in

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I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

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“what are the prizes”

icarly wii game

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