Agent Jackrabbit

Do you consider Agent Creeper to be "cool"? -A Player

Creeper possesses skin that is warm to the touch, like a coal-fed furnace.

I don’t think that’s what they meant Jackrabbit…

#agent jackrabbit #guardian

What do you mean? They inquired if Creeper was cool, so I responded to the best of my knowledge: Creeper is very hot.

Do you consider Agent Creeper to be "cool"? -A Player

Creeper possesses skin that is warm to the touch, like a coal-fed furnace.

#agent jackrabbit #ask

Hey @agent-creeper

Tf is all this???

uHHHH FUCK WAIT NO THOSE ARENT MINE I SWEAR IM HOLDING THEM FOR A ,,, FRIEND

Since when do you have friends?

Ok 1) rude and 2) LISTEN THEYRE BABIES AND I LOVE THEM OKAY YOU CANT MAKE ME GET RID OF THEM THEY HAVE NAMES

He is holding them for me.

I’m going to bed, for not only have I been harassed by my own team members, but also a small robotic child. See you all tomorrow, you mean nothing to me.

Please refer to me when you have the chance. I know what you are hiding in your room.

Apparently people are thirsty for my boss and I don’t know how to feel about that

I am....not a drink?

Oh you sweet, sweet, old timey millennial fool

What did you just say you little weasel?

Please Guardian, it was a jest. I take no offense.

hedgiegamer1910

Hello, this is one of the players, and I wanna clear things up that not all of us are like that into with Director Fox, I am sorry on the behave of the players that we meant you are a great dad thank you

Thank you young Hedgie, I appreciate it.

But one small inquiry. You say “We” does this mean that more that one player sees me as a father figure?

#agent jackrabbit #agent guardian #the shifted

Apologies for my tone, Special Agent Guardian, but is your tone not veering off into insubordination?

HEY WHATS UP GUYS

IM LOOKING FOR A NEW FAMILY SINCE MY LAST ONE DECIDED TO

DITCH ME

HIT ME UP IF YOURE INTERESTED

Your asks are not open.

...You’re making me reconsider my options if only because you have full custody over the braincell

#the shifted #agent jackrabbit

The Director currently possesses the braincell. I am simply using my eyes.

HEY WHATS UP GUYS

IM LOOKING FOR A NEW FAMILY SINCE MY LAST ONE DECIDED TO

DITCH ME

HIT ME UP IF YOURE INTERESTED

Your asks are not open.

Apparently people are thirsty for my boss and I don’t know how to feel about that

I am....not a drink?

Oh you sweet, sweet, old timey millennial fool

What did you just say you little weasel?

Wait Guardian nO PLEASE I SAID IT WAS A JOKE IN THE TAGS P L EASE FUC-

You dug your grave, now lie in it.

Really Agent Creeper? *raises eyebrow*

Let's test this theory with my trident shall we? >:)

Would you like a consolation prize, Creeper?

You’re all awful and I’m leaving you for someone who’ll appreciate me for the GIFT that I am

That is fair. There is no consolation in death.

Apparently people are thirsty for my boss and I don’t know how to feel about that

I am....not a drink?

Oh you sweet, sweet, old timey millennial fool

What did you just say you little weasel?

Wait Guardian nO PLEASE I SAID IT WAS A JOKE IN THE TAGS P L EASE FUC-

You dug your grave, now lie in it.

Really Agent Creeper? *raises eyebrow*

Let's test this theory with my trident shall we? >:)

Would you like a consolation prize, Creeper?

Apparently people are thirsty for my boss and I don’t know how to feel about that

I am....not a drink?

Oh you sweet, sweet, old timey millennial fool

What did you just say you little weasel?

Wait Guardian nO PLEASE I SAID IT WAS A JOKE IN THE TAGS P L EASE FUC-

You dug your grave, now lie in it.

Hello! This is one of the players in the shifted, Nick! We were wondering (if it’s not offensive to ask that is) if you’re a robot or a cyborg or an AI of some sort? Thank you for your time!

I am officially classified as a cyborg by the organization, as 87.5% of my body has been replaced with synthetic substitutes. I am told that I was fully organic once, however that was before.. before. I am not able to recall that stage of my life.