Dib Membrane

I’m not crazy!!!

[agent-mothman12]

Introduction

I'm Dib Membrane, an expert on all things paranormal. I'm all that stands between Earth and the coming Irken invasion.

Before you call me crazy like everyone else does, I have my proof that Zim is an alien! Everybody at skool already thinks I'm insane when I'm the only one who can really see through Zim's disguise. So because everybody refuses to hear me out, I've come to tumblr seeking like-minded people who know I'm not crazy and believe in the paranormal. If you have stories of your encounters with the paranormal, feel free to send them in! They'll help solidify I'M NOT CRAZY.

OOC: I do not ship ZaDr and kindly ask that stuff related to that is not brought into this page. thank you! :)

[agent-mothman12]

HELP I CANT ESCAPE HIM!!

HAVE I BEEN CURSED BY A DEMON OR SOMETHING. HELP ME

[catswearingeyeliner]

[agent-mothman12]

NOOOO!! I AM NOT SMART GUY WITH GLASSES FREE WALLPAPER DOWNLOAD!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!

[veggie-wizard]

sketched some goobers didn't feel like drawing the rest of their bodies :3

[agent-mothman12]

What's your opinion about zimkins / people who heavily relate to Zim?

I think they're people who are being severely mind-controlled by Zim!! There's no way people actually like and relate to him, right?!

[agent-mothman12]

Dib,

Stop bullying Zim AT ONCE! He is merely a normal human worm child just like you and all the other smellies in your class!

Sincerely, a HUMAN who is a perfectly normal and average HUMAN boy

First of all I can tell that's you, Zim. No regular human would ever have to specify that they are human twice in the same sentence.

And second of all NO! It's not bullying when I'm defending my planet!

[agent-mothman12]

ooc post I am sorry for another prolonged absence I had to prepare for my return to hell but I'm hoping now I can post more consistently again 💔

p.s. here is this thing I drew

[agent-mothman12]

Have you ever noticed that Gretchen girl has a crush on you?

Wait, really? Gretchen does? No, I didn't notice.

...Then again I don't think I ever really noticed her in general. Man, I feel kinda bad about that now

[agent-mothman12]

DIB.. DIB STINK..!!!!

- @invader-zim-offical

ZIM!! >:( Mark my words, you evil alien, you're not taking over the world! Not if I have anything to say about it!!!

[agent-mothman12]

I think I found a summoning circle of some kind in my friend's notebook 😨

WHAT?! NO WAY!!

Q1 Q2 Q3 and Q4 must be some kind of demon names... And all the other stuff around it is probably incantations too. You got yourself a full on summoning circle there

[agent-mothman12]

HELP I CANT ESCAPE HIM!!

HAVE I BEEN CURSED BY A DEMON OR SOMETHING. HELP ME

[agent-mothman12]

Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead

What!! my forehead is NOT that–

Oh 😨

[irks-greatestinvader]

HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!

YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!

[agent-mothman12]

wh- [sigh] fine

[irks-greatestinvader]

[agent-mothman12]

[irks-greatestinvader]

[agent-mothman12]

YOU LOSE, ZIM! HAH!

[irks-greatestinvader]

VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!

[agent-mothman12]

Hey! You can't do that! That's cheating, Zim!!!! I won fair and square!

[agent-mothman12]

Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead

What!! my forehead is NOT that–

Oh 😨

[irks-greatestinvader]

HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!

YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!

[agent-mothman12]

wh- [sigh] fine

[irks-greatestinvader]

[agent-mothman12]

[irks-greatestinvader]

[agent-mothman12]

YOU LOSE, ZIM! HAH!

[agent-mothman12]

Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead

What!! my forehead is NOT that–

Oh 😨

[irks-greatestinvader]

HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!

YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!

[agent-mothman12]

wh- [sigh] fine

[irks-greatestinvader]

[agent-mothman12]

[agent-mothman12]

Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead

What!! my forehead is NOT that–

Oh 😨

[irks-greatestinvader]

HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!

YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!

[agent-mothman12]

wh- [sigh] fine

[agent-mothman12]

Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead

What!! my forehead is NOT that–

Oh 😨

[agent-mothman12]

OOC: OH SHOOT I DIDNT MEAN TO GO INACTIVE FOR SO LONG MB 💔

[agent-mothman12]

ooc question but do you like zadf? I don't rlly like zadr eitherr but I'm a fan of zadf

yes!! I love zadf because I think that if circumstances were different they would 100% be friends