[indecent-burrito]

waking up on may 1st like

[indecent-burrito]

bringing it back happy may 1st everyone

[pukicho]

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

[pukicho]

*slithering

[tha--dude]

Horny Freak

[pukicho]

I study reptiles for a living. Get your head out of the gutters.

[indecent-burrito]

Horny Freak Nerd

[i-am-a-fish]

just a gentle reminder that nipples usually look different from eachother and there's nothing wrong with you at all, please live your life joyously

[i-am-a-fish]

that's badass

[andromeda--system-deactivated20]

ah. classic case of hulk milkers. many such cases

[i-am-a-fish]

ah.

[swizzlemalarkey]

bro caught the spinach tits 😔

[i-am-a-fish]

ah. 😔

[indecent-burrito]

the green gobnip

[i-am-a-fish]

made him

[thegreeklemon]

Unmake him

[i-am-a-fish]

[indecent-burrito]

remake him in green

[indecent-burrito]

for all the bug fans out there I saw my first praying mantis today on the arm of my couch and from what i could tell they just mated and one was eating the other :)

we love a cannibal queen 👑 ✨ 💖

[platycryptus]

🥶

[kirstielol]

adult mantids have wings, so that looks like a young mantis just simply eating another mantis. they're cannibalistic and will eat each other even without mating being involved. also, judging by the number of segments on its abdomen, it seems to be a male!

[indecent-burrito]

don’t apologize for nerding out!!!! I know little about bugs and insects so the information is greatly appreciated!! and slightly terrifying that it’s gonna grow wings if it gets to that stage 🥹

[indecent-burrito]

for all the bug fans out there I saw my first praying mantis today on the arm of my couch and from what i could tell they just mated and one was eating the other :)

we love a cannibal queen 👑 ✨ 💖

[indecent-burrito]

the bug side of tumblr has educated me that these are not adults so they weren’t mating, just some good ol’ fashion cannibalism.

thank you bug side of tumblr for the info, and of course we still stan our cannibal queen (or king) 🫡

(I do not know where they winner of the bout has ended up, it disappeared after eating half the other one)

[indecent-burrito]

morning update!! the winner has returned!! it only ate half the other one so it may be back for more. currently taking name suggestions :)

[indecent-burrito]

for all the bug fans out there I saw my first praying mantis today on the arm of my couch and from what i could tell they just mated and one was eating the other :)

we love a cannibal queen 👑 ✨ 💖

[indecent-burrito]

the bug side of tumblr has educated me that these are not adults so they weren’t mating, just some good ol’ fashion cannibalism.

thank you bug side of tumblr for the info, and of course we still stan our cannibal queen (or king) 🫡

(I do not know where they winner of the bout has ended up, it disappeared after eating half the other one)

[indecent-burrito]

for all the bug fans out there I saw my first praying mantis today on the arm of my couch and from what i could tell they just mated and one was eating the other :)

we love a cannibal queen 👑 ✨ 💖

[indecent-burrito]

someone please for my sanity find that one post that goes like

“Damian Wayne would talk into comms like it’s live chat or twitch chat”

and the examples are Damian saying

“chat clip that” and “mods, ban that guy”

please it’s so funny to me but I can’t find it anywhere it’s killing me

[hungwy]

no trees or branches or tree seeds or tree branch seeds are allowed past the outer gate. Any arboreal goods must be set aflame in the fields. This is because trees have been made illegal. In the city of legal things only

[indecent-burrito]

do you have any paper so i can write this law down?

[indecent-burrito]

waking up on may 1st like

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happy may everyone 🙂

[indecent-burrito]

every may 1st I get a few more notes on this post. soon I’ll be unstoppable…

[indecent-burrito]

waking up on may 1st like

[indecent-burrito]

happy may everyone 🙂

[catasters]

[catgirlforeskin]

[indecent-burrito]

[pukicho]

No offense to gamers but FUCK MARIO

[spartanxhunterx]

He’s not even a real plumber.

[pukicho]

t

[pukicho]

Too Far

[indecent-burrito]

luigi is better anyway

[pukicho]

Sometimes you need to go to the dirtiest mcdonalds restaurant in your area for that danger ambiance.

[nagytoee]

your blog

[pukicho]

I consider my blog a relaxing place

[transsexualhamlet]

I do not consider your blog a relaxing place

[pukicho]

This is about ME

[indecent-burrito]

since when is it about you

[pukicho]

You're making me feel shitty bc you're not noticing I exist. Hope you enjoy that.

Huh does anyone smell that? It smells like fart in here but no one’s around. Smells like fart ass in here.

[indecent-burrito]

if you smell fart ass but nobody is around.. then you’re smelling yourself

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[teenagerposts]

can’t jinx it