INTRODUCTION
I AM ZIM! SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME NEEDS NO INTRO!
I AM THE GREATEST IRKEN INVADER EVER AND THE FUTURE CONQUEROR OF THIS FILTHY PLANET!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, YOU SAD LITTLE EARTHWORMS!
OOC: please no zadr thank you :)
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INTRODUCTION
I AM ZIM! SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME NEEDS NO INTRO!
I AM THE GREATEST IRKEN INVADER EVER AND THE FUTURE CONQUEROR OF THIS FILTHY PLANET!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, YOU SAD LITTLE EARTHWORMS!
OOC: please no zadr thank you :)
I know you hate earth but if you had to choose one thing you like about it, what would it be?
The videos online of people falling down. THEIR MISFORTUNE AMUSES ME
Hey Zim! Are you still running this blog?
OF COURSE I AM, DISGUSTING HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU ASSUME ZIM WOULD ABANDON THIS BLOG! I HAVE SIMPLY JUST BEEN TOO BUSY PREPARING THIS SPINNING BALL OF FILTH FOR THE IRKEN DOMINATION!
(ooc: i swear im trying to post more I just haven't had the motivation ššæ)
I know where you live Zim
WHAT?!?!? HOW DID YOU GETā
EHH I MEANā I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT PLANET! I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BOY WHO HAS ONLY EVER LIVED ON THIS FILTHY EARTH!
Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead
What!! my forehead is NOT thatā
Oh šØ
HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!
YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!
wh- [sigh] fine
YOU LOSE, ZIM! HAH!
VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!
Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead
What!! my forehead is NOT thatā
Oh šØ
HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!
YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!
wh- [sigh] fine
Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead
What!! my forehead is NOT thatā
Oh šØ
HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!
YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!
wh- [sigh] fine
Ignore tic tac toe bro you can play twister on your forehead
What!! my forehead is NOT thatā
Oh šØ
HMMM, PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON DIB'S DISGUSTING FOREHEAD SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!
YOUR TURN, DIB-STINK!
Zimmy can you. Can you push me. Swing. Push me in the swing. Can you. Can.
-@g1r-the-sir-b0t
GIR, WE JUST WENT TO THE PARK RECENTLY. NO MORE SWINGS.
You should be proud of him, itās wonderful art
IT BECOMES MUCH LESS WONDERFUL WHEN HE INSISTS ON PUTTING IT UP ON THE FRIDGE BUT ALL THE FRIDGE MAGNETS GET STUCK TO HIM AND I HAVE TO COME REMOVE THEM. PRECIOUS TIME THAT COULD BE SPENT PREPARING THIS SPINNING BALL OF FILTH FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE TALLEST, WASTED ON MAGNET REMOVAL!!!!!!!!
OK so i put āZimā as my name at Starbucks and the barista yelled āFROM INVADER ZIM??ā and i said āYESSā and then the barista poured cyanide into my coffee
Oh yeah I was the barista. There can only be one Zim. And that Zim is me.
Iām gonna invade you
Invades zim
........
.......
....EXCUSE ME??!! you shall NOT INVADE ME. I do not know WHAT that means BUT IT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL. GET AWAY FROM ME AT ONCE!
GIR DREW THIS AND ASKED ME TO SHARE IT WITH YOU FILTHY WORMS
ONE OF MY FIIINEST WORKS!!!
DO YOU LIKE IT ZIM????? :)
It's... Well, it's definitely better than the last one you made...
GIR DREW THIS AND ASKED ME TO SHARE IT WITH YOU FILTHY WORMS
hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?
Bogos binted?
Im gonna glaze ALL your donuts
l219øó)#@@
Have you come into physical contact with gir today? Cause you should if you havenāt.
No. That will NOT be happening. He has been rolling around on the floor all day. ABSOLUTELY FILTHY. THE GERMS... UNIMAGINABLE, UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF GERMS!!!!