Martin Mystery, Secret Agent

Agent: Martin Mystery | Age: 16 | Job: "I have to say, a top paranormal investigator." | Work Partners: "My side-kick step-sis, Diana and the caveman, Java." | Message: "Got anything mysterious or unexplainable? I'll figure it out."

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Martin, you don't really seem to actually want to date most of the ladies you flirt with and it gets you in trouble a lot, so why do you do it?

I have no idea what you’re talking about... 

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do you vant a sandvich?

Yes, I alvays vant sanviches. Especially those vith lots of meat.

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And can I join your team

Whenever you’re okay again. I’ve contacted the Centre about “transformers” but there are so many processes you could have undergone.

[agent-mystery]

Hey Martin I need your help I transformed into a green transformer

I have no idea what that means, but I’ll try my best? What’d you transform into? Why is it green?

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Martin, you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but you are capable of getting things done.

Uh, thank you? I try sometimes.

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I started watching your show again, and it's as awesome as ever!

Thanks! Sorry I’ve been gone so long. School’s been a pain, and there’s been an odd lack of paranormal activity... I don’t know why.

[agent-mystery]

what's your favourite gadget on the uwatch? Mine's is the turbo bungey... it seemed the most useful for saving your life!

"I like all the gadgets on the U-Watch, but I've gotta say, the I-Cutter is pretty cool. I mean what more could you want from a device that's an energy blade and can cut through almost anything? Like a mini lightsaber..." 

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I heard around The Center that you were afraid of toilets for awhile. Is that true?

"Aaaand where did you hear of this totally absurd phenomenon?"

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Have you heard from Catlin since the breakup?

"... um... you know how these things work out... maybe a few texts... maybe nothing at all..."

[agent-mystery]

What are you up to Mr. Mystery?

"Nothing much? My sister's been annoying me quite a bit lately, but eh... And you?"

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*a blue, three tailed pup sniffs at Martian curiously*

"Why does it have three tails???"

[agent-mystery]

Do you know where Tonio's been?

"Actually, no... Sorry."

[agent-mystery]

Marriage marriage marriage marriage.....

Um…

I understand I’m quite the looker, if I do say so myself, but before we can get to that, it might be nice to meet you first.

[agent-mystery]

Martin, why do you think you got a uwatch and your sister didn't?

Cause I’m just that much cooler.

Speaking of which, I’ve gotta go!

[agent-mystery]

Martin Mystery! You're awesome!

Thanks! 

It’s always nice to hear from an adoring fan.

[agent-mystery]

So have you gone out with that spy, Alex, yet?

We shared some moments quite some time ago, but really we haven’t really seen much of each other since then. *sigh*

[agent-mystery]

Some people think you and your step-sister have a bond that's a little more than... Family. Get what I mean?

Oh, nononono no. We’ve only got that sibling bond. Only. Nothing more.