Martin, you don't really seem to actually want to date most of the ladies you flirt with and it gets you in trouble a lot, so why do you do it?
I have no idea what you’re talking about...
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Martin, you don't really seem to actually want to date most of the ladies you flirt with and it gets you in trouble a lot, so why do you do it?
I have no idea what you’re talking about...
do you vant a sandvich?
Yes, I alvays vant sanviches. Especially those vith lots of meat.
And can I join your team
Whenever you’re okay again. I’ve contacted the Centre about “transformers” but there are so many processes you could have undergone.
Hey Martin I need your help I transformed into a green transformer
I have no idea what that means, but I’ll try my best? What’d you transform into? Why is it green?
Martin, you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but you are capable of getting things done.
Uh, thank you? I try sometimes.
I started watching your show again, and it's as awesome as ever!
Thanks! Sorry I’ve been gone so long. School’s been a pain, and there’s been an odd lack of paranormal activity... I don’t know why.
what's your favourite gadget on the uwatch? Mine's is the turbo bungey... it seemed the most useful for saving your life!
"I like all the gadgets on the U-Watch, but I've gotta say, the I-Cutter is pretty cool. I mean what more could you want from a device that's an energy blade and can cut through almost anything? Like a mini lightsaber..."
I heard around The Center that you were afraid of toilets for awhile. Is that true?
"Aaaand where did you hear of this totally absurd phenomenon?"
Have you heard from Catlin since the breakup?
"... um... you know how these things work out... maybe a few texts... maybe nothing at all..."
What are you up to Mr. Mystery?
"Nothing much? My sister's been annoying me quite a bit lately, but eh... And you?"
*a blue, three tailed pup sniffs at Martian curiously*
"Why does it have three tails???"
Do you know where Tonio's been?
"Actually, no... Sorry."
Marriage marriage marriage marriage.....
Um…
I understand I’m quite the looker, if I do say so myself, but before we can get to that, it might be nice to meet you first.
Martin, why do you think you got a uwatch and your sister didn't?
Cause I’m just that much cooler.
Speaking of which, I’ve gotta go!
Martin Mystery! You're awesome!
Thanks!
It’s always nice to hear from an adoring fan.
So have you gone out with that spy, Alex, yet?
We shared some moments quite some time ago, but really we haven’t really seen much of each other since then. *sigh*
Some people think you and your step-sister have a bond that's a little more than... Family. Get what I mean?
Oh, nononono no. We’ve only got that sibling bond. Only. Nothing more.