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I'm Sarahh. Practically Perfect in Every Way. All things Disney. High functioning sociopath. A nightmare dressed like a daydream. Slytherin. Hackett.💘

[springbeanz]

[bukkakenojutsu]

this is what a real gamer looks like

[fortscrotum]

[willetton-blog]

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

[primitive-nature]

Feels like spring

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[tastefullyoffensive]

To fetch the stick, you must first become the stick.

[jasmine-flwrs-deactivated201906]

[forever90s]

[mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kailaniskye)

[onlytwitterpics]

[amoyed]

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

[cynicz]

me

[amoyed]

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

[cynicz]

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Teriyaki Grilled Chicken and Veggie Rice Bowls

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[thedailyshow]

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[cutethingsforcats]

[dogparty420-deactivated20180708]

The local gang

[karina-padilla]

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

“The Senate Committee on Homeland Security is taking calls about 

Stephen Bannon’s appointment to the NSC. 

You can call 202-224-4751

Here’s a script: “Hi my name is _____ I’m from [city state zipcode]. I’m calling to strongly oppose Bannon’s appointment to the National Security Council. Thank you.”

Done and done.

Left a voicemail.

Means the mailbox isn’t full yet - let’s go!

[anxietywithsprinkles-deactivate]

Ahhh the mailbox is full BUT you should call tomorrow morning when it won’t be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anxietywithsprinkles-deactivate]

VOICEMAIL BOX IS OPEN AGAIN :)))))) TIME TO LEAVE 50 MESSAGES DENOUNCING THIS FUCKER

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

It’s open, I just left a message! CALL CALL CALL!

[constable-frozen]

The Great Gatsby (2013)

[capturemagicc]