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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Museum Person 🧐 “It could have gone virus.” - Pepe the King Prawn

[agentbookworm1]

Well, my international bestie should be meeting the woman of her dreams right about…now.

I’m so nervous and excited for her! ❤️❤️❤️

[agentbookworm1]

Done it one time too many. Still hurts seven months later, and I’m not interested is going through that again.

So no, being brave rips a hole in your fucking heart.

[agentbookworm1]

Marta saying she doesn’t know much about art history…

And then there’s me, who scared my mother half to death by screaming when we were watching Ride or Die; Hannah Waddingham’s character discovered a clue that alluded to a Judith in the Bible, who was an assassin (like her):

“IT’S A PAINTING!!!! THERE’S A PAINTING OF JUDITH AND HER MAIDSERVANT WITH THE HEAD OF HOLOFERNES! IN THE RENAISSANCE, PEOPLE AND ARTISTS WERE REALLY INTO BIBLICAL PAINTINGS AND OTHER WORKS!!!”

Now, party people, I took ONE class on art history…twenty years ago.

(My mother’s response) ⬇️

[la-ure-nz-o]

Slapping Bianca back to Argentina...

[agentbookworm1]

[agentbookworm1]

I don’t know about everyone else, but this is all I see when Bianca appears. ⬇️

[agentbookworm1]

[agentbookworm1]

Well, Marta and Fina seem to be of similar or same height, so…

Picture it, darlings.

[lesbin]

no you've fallen in love with a character from a spanish telenovela

[agentbookworm1]

Correction: we ALL have. 😍

[agentbookworm1]

Stuck at an evening work event. No access to Ao3, so I’m super ⬇️

[maculategiraffe]

reading the collected letters of shirley jackson and this is from a letter to her agent while she was working on the haunting of hill house

[agentbookworm1]

Why is it that trying to make a positive change in something results in five additional problems that you didn’t plan for?! 😩

[agentbookworm1]

La Belmo is in Italy. Meanwhile, I can’t even set foot outside my front door without a mask because the Canadian wildfires have turned our air into toxic smog with a Code Red air quality warning. My family up north is in Code Purple (life-threatening) territory.

[thevisualvamp]

Old floors

[lionessofthenorth]

Memories

[agentbookworm1]

Altering those floors in any way, shape, or form should constitute as first-degree murder. Well, except for sealing them, perhaps.

[agentbookworm1]

[nixscriptum]

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

Do you happen to know that love may not exist in the way people imagine?

— Vincent Van Gogh, in a letter to Wilhelmina, his sister (Arles, 30 April 1889)