Caught?

I’ve always been a bit of a dumb boy.

[agentcanis]

This place really is a cesspool.

I’m Agent Canis. Currently in MTF Gamma-4. You can often find me lurking somewhere in the woods.

My real name is Isaiah. Don’t bother asking for my full last name. It’s too complicated for the likes of you to spell.

My interests include taxidermy, hunting, metal music, and hiking.

If you want anything from me, ask me it directly via the ask box. Interesting feature.

No, I am not gay OR a furry.

Edit: how many times do I have to make the last part clear.

Edit 2: I am gay. Not a furry though.

(OOC BELOW 🥞🐾 (IMPORTANT))

decided to make an account for the furry bastard. This is all satire btw Canis is supposed to be a parody of dudebro incel mtf fans. All OOC is in red. Main is @myasoko I make stuff there. You can ask me questions about Canis here though! Just make the text red and I’ll know it’s for me. I’m fine with freaky asks I’m a sick worthless pervert myself. I’m 15 so my writing is generally subpar. General tw for mental deterioration, violent thoughts, sh, graphic depictions of violence, child abuse, guns, military stuff, violence towards animals, drug use, incel ideology, and some talks of sexual things (pretty SFW it's mainly just Canis talking about how he feels on the matters of that stuff) If you’re an scp rp blog who wants to interact I’d suggest looking on the “canis info” tag for more context about his behavior. Feel free to DM me. Short summary below - canis is mostly nonverbal due to a neck injury and other stuff - he's gay. - he's a kuudere - he uses violence as a method to gain control over his urges - he has cptsd

- the majority of other staff stay away from him due to his vibes being rancid - he's hypermasculine

- he’s the child of Alto Clef and SCP-4231-A. That’s why he’s like that. He’s Meri’s older brother. But he’s very aggressive regarding his past and has severe daddy issues

Things to ask mod that aren’t general questions:

- info + lore summaries

- headcanons of the freak

- music recs for the Canis playlist

- general questions about symbolism and metaphors that are used often

Canis playlist:

Eventually I’ll make a better directory.

[segamascott]

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[agentcanis]

I guess

[agentcanis]

Do you ever just wanna skin and fry your superiors alive? Just me?

- anon who's pissed at his boss rn

Of course. Especially my father. That self righteous hate. That mysterious past. It all makes a quilt of things that disgust me.

[agentcanis]

just saw someone post ab being a butch and having the same profilepic that Canis had at one point and got really confused since when did he become a woman

Canis is a beautiful butch lesbian in another universe somewhere

[reactionimagesdaily]

[catchymemes]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[vexwerewolf]

SCP agents throwing me out of the building after I keep suggesting more and more detailed and intimate forms of restraint that they could use on me.

[agentcanis]

H-happy father's day, dad..!

I..I g-got you s-something but..Th-They have me i-in isolation for..for a bit..s-so you'll have to co-come get it...

-@currently-verycold

Alright, sweetheart. Don’t stutter, okay? Makes you sound weak….

[agentcanis]

How does it feel taking that hand out from your father?

Hand 🤤🤤🤤

[agentcanis]

Children? Don’t you mean new recruits? Last I checked the foundation doesn’t hire kids.

Children. Recruits. C-i—-re-. They share letters.

Stupid. Reckless. Eager to die for glory, too easy to fall for stories of yore. I was a child twice-born.

[agentcanis]

what have you been doing for work recently, canis?

I wake up. I wake up children. I eat. I feed children. I discipline myself. I beat the same old things into children.

Inhale. Exhale.

[agentcanis]

For the next arc of Canis’s story, I will need interrogatory asks about his current status and his job establish the setting. Can you all do that for me?

Fuck shitpost asks, genuinely. I need uncomfortable questions. Questions that make the air hard to breathe while you read to the response.

[agentcanis]

unfortunately, this isn't criticism

it's going to be me praising your writing

everything about Canis is well thought out and planned. He has depth. He has reasons for his actions and his personality. Even Canis's relationship has depth, like he got with Iceberg because he wanted someone as mentally unstable as his mother?(i mightve missed a thing Iceberg and Lilly had in common, whoops) And the way you handled having something thrown your way(his house burning down)? It helped moved the story forward(the storyline with Clef). Now, I am young. So I may not be seeing your writing from all angles, but I think your writing is amazing from where I'm standing. Every single time I see Canis interact with someone, I get so happy and giddy because I genuinely love him as a character.

You've done an amazing job writing him.

Sorry for the literal wall of text T-T

-mod of @currently-verycold

Wow. Just wow. I’m blown away, genuinely. Thank you so much ❤️❤️ you got everything right

[agentcanis]

Im looking for some genuine constructive feedback on my writing. I want to know what I’m doing right and wrong.