I’m Agent Canis. Currently in MTF Gamma-4. You can often find me lurking somewhere in the woods.
My real name is Isaiah. Don’t bother asking for my full last name. It’s too complicated for the likes of you to spell.
My interests include taxidermy, hunting, metal music, and hiking.
If you want anything from me, ask me it directly via the ask box. Interesting feature.
No, I am not gay OR a furry.
Edit: how many times do I have to make the last part clear.
Edit 2: I am gay. Not a furry though.
(OOC BELOW 🥞🐾 (IMPORTANT))
decided to make an account for the furry bastard. This is all satire btw Canis is supposed to be a parody of dudebro incel mtf fans. All OOC is in red.
Main is @myasoko I make stuff there. You can ask me questions about Canis here though! Just make the text red and I’ll know it’s for me. I’m fine with freaky asks I’m a sick worthless pervert myself. I’m 15 so my writing is generally subpar.
General tw for mental deterioration, violent thoughts, sh, graphic depictions of violence, child abuse, guns, military stuff, violence towards animals, drug use, incel ideology, and some talks of sexual things (pretty SFW it's mainly just Canis talking about how he feels on the matters of that stuff)
If you’re an scp rp blog who wants to interact I’d suggest looking on the “canis info” tag for more context about his behavior. Feel free to DM me. Short summary below
- canis is mostly nonverbal due to a neck injury and other stuff
- he's gay.
- he's a kuudere
- he uses violence as a method to gain control over his urges
- he has cptsd
- the majority of other staff stay away from him due to his vibes being rancid
- he's hypermasculine
- he’s the child of Alto Clef and SCP-4231-A. That’s why he’s like that. He’s Meri’s older brother. But he’s very aggressive regarding his past and has severe daddy issues
Things to ask mod that aren’t general questions:
- info + lore summaries
- headcanons of the freak
- music recs for the Canis playlist
- general questions about symbolism and metaphors that are used often
something i don't really like is that people who are only here for yaoi dance around the fact that canis was molested as a boy and every single aspect of his life is dictated by his past. even his name; canis; is a metaphor for how much he's leashed by his history. I feel like him being a victim of abuse is a key part of who he is in every angle.
You realize that Canis wouldn't be in a relationship with a man so much older than him if he didn't desire a caretaker figure who was just as unstable as his mother? You realize that Canis is attempting to somewhat regress into an adolescent state with his relationship with iceberg: him both being the pain of his mother beating him and the comfort of the snow against his face?
AND yes canisberg is highly abusive, even in it's softer state both Canis and Iceberg mutually harm eachother in nearly every interaction they have
something i don't really like is that people who are only here for yaoi dance around the fact that canis was molested as a boy and every single aspect of his life is dictated by his past. even his name; canis; is a metaphor for how much he's leashed by his history. I feel like him being a victim of abuse is a key part of who he is in every angle.
You realize that Canis wouldn't be in a relationship with a man so much older than him if he didn't desire a caretaker figure who was just as unstable as his mother? You realize that Canis is attempting to somewhat regress into an adolescent state with his relationship with iceberg: him both being the pain of his mother beating him and the comfort of the snow against his face?
AND yes canisberg is highly abusive, even in it's softer state both Canis and Iceberg mutually harm eachother in nearly every interaction they have
ooc but you're such a good writer, your style is incredible 🫵 canis is such an intriguing character
especially the vent / trauma posts. Theyre so ... Visceral?? in a good way. But poetic too. i cant find the words T-T like they really give you a look into his brain you wouldn't otherwise see
Thank you!!! I put a lot of effort into making him feel real. I try to capture all aspects of the “human” experience with this blog. I think that’s the pro of writing the way I do.
A short whisper, it’s his voice, the first time anyone has heard it in weeks. Even Iceberg, even Juliette hasn’t heard that bark. The dog has been silent. It does not hither to its new master. The bitch is dead, the next will have its brains coat the walls the same. Women are only good to be bred. Same with boys, you know?
“Even now I say my prayers…. Do you know my favorite?”
“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.’”
“Leviticus eighteen twenty-two.”
“Daddy said it too. I remember the howls into the night as I let the snow cradle me.”
Canis—no, Isaiah John Wojciechowski—sighs.
He is strong. I ripped my heart out to make you strong brains coat the walls to make a boy strong as a man yes you’re a boy aren’t you? Not a man. You may be 29, but to mumma, you’re still my little boy. The boy in the snow. I remember it too.
SINCE WE HAVE ICE CHILD OPINION ON FRACTAL MAN WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER WAY ROUND???
Novaetine likes Juliette. She’s snarky, not afraid to state her opinion, and reminds him of what of his teenage years he can remember.
Novaetine also dislikes the fact that he told her explicitly “only one cig, don’t get addicted” and then has to take the blame for said child doing the exact opposite thing….
SINCE WE HAVE ICE CHILD OPINION ON FRACTAL MAN WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER WAY ROUND???
Novaetine likes Juliette. She’s snarky, not afraid to state her opinion, and reminds him of what of his teenage years he can remember.
Novaetine also dislikes the fact that he told her explicitly “only one cig, don’t get addicted” and then has to take the blame for said child doing the exact opposite thing….
I need to get out of here. Papa will see what I did to the vomit on the floor. No. No. No. No. Nono im not going to lay and cry in the snow anymore im not a little boy anymore oh god oh god please save me master please save me
